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Next Year Der Will Be Pakistan Premier

Next year Der Will Be Pakistan Premier

League Same As Ipl

Bt Only One Difference Is The

Cheer Girls Will Be Wearing Burkha..;->

Best beghairat of da

Best beghairat of da
year nominees are
1:Bush from USA.
2:Krzai from Afghanistan.
3:Pervez Musharf from Pakistan
But
Award goes to

Asif zardari
From SINDH

Dawn Newspaper Jul 2018

Dawn Newspaper Jul 2018

Headlines :

President General Kayani Decides To Remove His Uniform.

Pak Loses Cricket Series Against Hong Kong.

Shaikh Rasheed Decides To Join Mma.

President General Kayani To Visit Neigbour Country Balochland.

Meera''s 25th Birthday.

Seminar On 9th Death Aniversary Of Choudry Brothers.

Will Osama Be Captured ?

Shoaib Completes His 12 years Ban.
Imran Khan Still Not Satisfied.

Pak Rs 178= 1$

Petrol 1 Ltr=Rs470

Karate is a form of martial arts

Karate is a form of martial arts

In whch ppl who hve had years & years of training can,
Using only their hands & feet,

Make some of d worst movies in d history of d world ...

Karate is a form of martial arts

Karate is a form of martial arts

In whch ppl who hve had years & years of training can,
Using only their hands & feet,

Make some of d worst movies in d history of d world ...

Height Of Playin Games

Height Of Playin Games

A Sardar''s Dead Body Found In A Cupboard

&

Al Other Sardars Declard Him

Winner Of Last year''s

Hide&Seek

Championship!

Dear Customer!

Dear Customer!

We Remind U The Date Of Ur Bathing Validity Of 1 year Has Almost Come 2 An End So Pls Take A Bath On This

"EID"

From:

JAZZ:

AUR NAHAOO ;->

A Boy Wantd 2

A Boy Wantd 2 Know The Age Of His Girl Friend.
So He Askd
Boy: Dear What''s Ur Birth Date?
Girl:4th Novembr
Boy Which year
Girl:O JAN EVERY year :P ;->

Biggest Mystery of Maths:

Biggest Mystery of Maths:

1000s of years passed,

Millions of theorems derived,

Crores of formulas made,

But stil...

X is unknown!!!

2009 Is Coming

2009 Is Coming

Wish U A Very
HAPPY NEW year
Valentine''s Day
Basant
23rd March
14 August
Eid Ul Fitr
Eid ul Azha
Frndship Day
Mother, Father
Dadi, Dada
Nana, Nani
Children''s Day
Happy B''day
365 Gud Mornings
Aftr Noons, Evenings''
& Nights

Roz Roz Ka Drama Nhi
Hota Mujh Se
Ab Pura Saal Mat Kehna
Msg Nhi Kia ... ;->

Na Eid Mubarak

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Na Eid Mubarak

Na Birth Day

Na New year Mubarak

Sirf Or Sirf

Bush Ko Jota Mubarak

A health forum

A health forum
speaker askd: ''Wh8
food causes the most
suffering for years
after eating it?''
After a long silence,
An old man answered:
''A Wedding Cake'' ;->

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