wife SMS Messages295 messages

Baniye ki wife bimaar thi, light na hone ki wajah se usne candle jala di aur bola: Doc ko lene jaa raha hun, agar tumhe lage ki tum nahin bachogi to plz candle bujha dena
Phone ki ring baji.
Husband: Phone mere liye ho to kehna mein ghar pe nahin hoon.
wife phone pe: Wo ghar pe hain.
Husband: Maine mana kiya that...
Wife: Phone mere liye tha!
Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.
wife observes the whole situation...
Again he comes and does the same stuff. wife askes Why are you doing this?
Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly
3 MEN discusing wives
1st says my wife is very cold
2nd says mine is very hot
3rd SARDAR ji he says i''m confused i think she is cold but people say she is hot
Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other
ensures U
Continue to do so.
wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
wife : Nothing...?? U''ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
When Sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror

sardar shouted " you are trying to see my wife? " sot back , i will drive.
HUSBAND n wife were FIGHTING
HUSBAND:tu saali kutti..!!!
WIFE:tu saaala kutta...!!!!
their CHILD who was nearby said: MAIN SAAALA PUPPY....!!!
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!
santa 2 his wife : light chali gayi hain...bahut garmi ho rahi hain..jara fan on karna...
santa''s wife : kar di na sardaaro waali baat...!! agar Fan on kiya to candle bhuj jayegi na...!!!!
wife was about to give birth to a baby.

husband: If it looks like u, it would be great.

wife: If it looks like u, it would be a miracle.
Thapr marne pr nraz wife se husbnd bola,"Admi use marta he jse pyar krta he"wife ne husbnd ko 2 thapr mare or kha,"Ap kya smjte ho k main apse pyar nhi krti.