wife SMS Messages295 messages

This one is my first attempt.

Kis cricketer ki wife ka naam sunte hee,everyone starts laughing?



Its Mr.Rashid latif



how?



Coz his wifes name would be Mrs.Latifa
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred
Here Is Some Career Advice


First, Listen To Your Heart




Then




Listen To Your Brains




Then




Do What Your wife Tell You To Do . . . ;->
Husbnd Make A Call 2 His wife 4m His Office

BEGUM Muje UmAr Sharif K Drame K 2 Pass Mile Hain,

Begum: (WITH joy) Theek Hai Main Tyar hoNa Start Krti HooN

Husbnd: Haan Jaldi Karo,

Pass Kal K Show K Liye Hain.
wife : Beggar Who Came Yesterday Is Very Bad . . . !

Husband : Why ?

wife : I Gave Him Food Yesterday & today He Gifted Me A Book "How To Cook"
Farooq Sattar''s wife To Farooq Sattar : Agar Aap Ko Kuch Ho Gaya Tou Mera Kia Ho Ga?

He Replied As Automatically:
"Hum Na Hoon Humare Baad ALTAF ALTAF"
Friends r like Asian Paints :

Duniya badal de.

Girlfrends r like Everest Masale :

Taste mein Best.

wife is like Mosquito Coil :

"Dhoond Dhoond k Maregi"
wife Came Home Wid a Goat .

Husband Asked: Ais Bhanis Ko Ghar Kyon Lai Ho ??

wife : Dikhta nahi Bakri Hai

Husband: Bakri Se Hi Poch Raha Hon..
wife Says; When Im Gone Youll Never Find Another Woman Like Me.

Husband Replied; What Makes You Think Id Want Another Woman Like You... ;->
=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=

When A


Man Bring


His wife Flowers


For No Reason,


There''s A Reason.
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When A


Man Bring


His wife Flowers


For No Reason,


There''s A Reason.
Judge:Why Did U Shoot Ur wife Instead Of Shooting Her Lover ???

Man: Your Honor, It Was Easier To Shoot My wife Once
Instead Shooting 1 Man Every Week ...