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PAthAN: TAnki sAAf krne Chait pr gyA TAnki pAr Qava BethAwA thA.
PAthAN jALdi sE NeChAy utrA Or Seri hAtA di.
Or boLA BetA MAi to utAr gyA to kEsE aAyE gA.. ;->
walk on ur own path..
Love in ur own way
Talk watever u wish 2 say..
Do wat ur heart
desires
&
One day
The world wil say




Hay he
DHEEETT ... =P ;->
Agr 16 crore awam dua krke
PAKISTAN ko world champion
bana sakti hai to,

ek bar phr dua karen k ek momin
apni BV k pas chala jae,

(AMEEN)
pray 4 Mr Zardari ;->
Beth Kar Tanha Yeh Sochta Hun

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Khatam Ho Gai Zindagi Par Bachi Koi Na Phasi... =P ;->
Kisi ko board mein number brhwane honto mujhe Naam,roll no aur mera commision Sms Kardain
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"Asif Ali Zardari"
How 2 become a GENIUS ?
*some text missing*

find the missing text &
surely you''ll become a GENIUS:-D
what is common between
Zindagi ka Safar & women?















Koi samjha nahi koi jaana nahi.. :-D
Ek larka cinema mei film dekhne gya..
Sath wali seat pe ek bari bi beth gæin.
Unk pass 7UP ki bottle thi..
wo film k doraan hr 10 minute pr ek sip leti..
2 hours bad larke ne unki bottle li or ek he saans mei khali kr k bola,
"Aapse khatm nahi ho rhi thi, isliye meine krdi"
Is per Bari bee boli...

"Main to is mei PAAN thook rahi thi" =P ;->
Ap ko pata hai Jis Ghar me Kutta ho us me Rehmat k Farishte Dakhil nahi hote

To jis mulk ka Sadar he Kutta ho wahan Rehmat bhala kese Nazil ho gi... ;->
Agr spiderman PAKISTAN mai bnti
to us ka nam kya hota...
Zra socho



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Phr socho








"JAALAY wala GUJJAR" :-D
Father:The school report gives you ''D''

for conduct and an ''A'' for courtesy.

How did you manage that?

Son:whenever I punch someone,

I apologise
why gals not interest in sports?

Only 1% gals playing games.

Bcoz

Other 99% gals playing in boys life.