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when a Man holds a woman''s hand

Before marriage,
ITS LOVE;

After Marriage

Its SELF DEFENCE... ;->
Shikari dost say: Mein ik mrtaba shikar pay gaya or SHER say saamna hua,wo meray peechay bhaagnay laga,mein b bhaagnay laga or bhaagtay bhaagtay thak gaya to ruka, SHER meray qarib aaya or phisal gaya. Mein phr bhaaga or phr thak k ruk gaya, SHER meray qarib aaya or phisal gaya.

Shikari dost say:Agr tu meri jgha hota to kya krtay?

Dost:Meri to dar k maaray potti hee nikal jati!

Shikari: Hanstay huay,to SHER itni dair say phisal ks pay rha tha... =P ;->
Ladki wale: Hame Aisa Ladka Chahiye

Jo Kuch Khata-Pita Na Ho

Aur Kuch Ghalat Kaam Na Karta Ho



Pandit: Aisa Ladka Toh ICU K Emergency ward Mei Mileyga.. ;->
Ek sardar apni unparh maa se
"Maa mein sunday ko pakistan aa raha hon"
Maa:
wa potar looki jahaz te aande ne
.
.
tu sunday te awain ga.
Translate into english.

"wo meri nawasi hai".

Pathan:
"She is my

Eighty Nine".
Tharki bacho k leye elan e aam
kiya jata hai k
zong ki new add per yakeen mat karen
jis me bachiya apna number batati hain.
wo sb numbr ksi k istamal me nae ;-)
Baap: Afsos ke tm emtehan mein fail hogae..


beta: kia karta sab sawal sood pr the or sood haram hay ;-
Aik pathan dusre se
o yara mere pait main gas ha:
Dusra pathan: khuda ka shukar ada kar
k petrol nhi ha warna America
ne qabza kr lena tha...=P;->
One Day Teeth and Tongue were in Conversation..


Teeth Said:
"If I just press u a little, you will get cut"


Tongue Replied:
"If I misuse one word against someone, all ur 32 will come out of the mouth... =P ;->
One Day Teeth and Tongue were in Conversation..


Teeth Said:
"If I just press u a little, you will get cut"


Tongue Replied:
"If I misuse one word against someone, all ur 32 will come out of the mouth... =P ;->
FuNnY bUt TrUe


A Celebrity Is Someone who works Hard
All His Life To Become Known
& Then wears Dark Glasses
To Avoid Being Recognised. "
Husband:
aGAr mRe HaTh MeiN hUk0mAt h0 t0
MeIn MulK kI TAqdEEr bAdAL dUn gAa..!!;->

wife:
Tm pHleY ApNi ShAlwAr BadaL L0
SuBhA se Ulti peHni huEy hEy:-P.....=p