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Teacher 2 chiLd!

Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho batao kya saza dun tumhen??



Child:
wo larki jo 2nd last seat pe bathi hai us K Sath bahir nikal dain;-)
Camera man studio mein bachay se:
meri taraf dekho is cameray se kabootar niklay ga....

bacha:

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focus adjust kar chawlan na mar... ;->
Pathan: Yara hum bohat preshan hai

Dost: Kyun khan sahab?

Pathan: O yara subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai...=P;->
Molvi PaPpU Ne Farmaya
K
Shaban
K Mahinay Mein Jo Koi
Apnay Dost
Ko 100 Ka Card Load Karwaye Ga
Usay
Qayamat K Din
Ek NOKIA N95
Free Milay Ga... ;->
SubhanALLAH
Ek larki bathroom me naha rahi thi
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Darwaza bund tha. :-) :-)}
Shadi k Doosre Din Beti apni maa Se:

Aj meri Unse Laraei Ho gai,

Maa: Beta Shadi me Jhagry toh Hote Rehte hain.

Beti: wo toh Thik hy Par Ab Lash ka kya kren?
Real Story

At A Privat Party Meera was Invited!
Suddenly Meera said Sumthing Dat There was Pin Drop Silence!

Meera: waiter Meri Coke Mei SNOw Daal Dien Plz.
Teacher: Is Dor Men Sab Se Bara Bewakuf Insan Kon Hota Hai?

Student: wakeel..

Teacher: wo Kese ?

Student: Q K Itni Garmi Men wo Hi Coat Pehanta Hai ;-)
Middle age starts
when
You have been warned to slow down,
Not by a motorcycle cop
But
By your doctor ... =P

Hope Samajh Gaye Ho Ge ;->
Definition of home:









"Home is the place where u can scratch exactly where it itches" ;-)
How Can You Delay
Milk Turning Sour .... ???

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Keep It In The Cow ... =P ;)
1 Admi ka inteqal ho gya.
Uska dost us ki BV k paas aaya Or bola:
Kya main us ki jagah le sakta hoon?
BV:Mujhe koi Etraz nahi
QABRASTAN walon se pooch lo..=P;->