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newspaper

newspaper mein istihar aya "hmare pass aisi product hy, jisko pehn kr aap puri dunia ko dekh skte hain, mgr apko koi nai dekh skta rs.10,000+free home delivry 1 larki na istihar parhte hi 10,000 bheje kuch dino baad tcs 1 packet le h aya larki ne jaldi sa khola to andr se 1 "burqa" nikla wo b topi wala

Sardar 2 his wife

Sardar 2 his wife: Begum Munnay ne Kakroch kha liya!

wife: Haye Rabba! Jaldi doctor ko bulao,
SArdar: Tu tension na ley,

...mein ne Munnay ko Mortien pila di hai:

Zyada GUSSA konsi age main ata hai?

Zyada GUSSA konsi age main ata hai?

1= Bachpan
2= Jawani
3= Burhappa

Wonderful-Quotes Hazrat Ali

Jesay us ke ammal pechay hata dein usay uskey hasbo nasb agey neihn barha sakte.

inspiration

tumara farz hy k jo janty ho wo kaho ore jo nahi janty us sy baaz raho

i am acha

agar koi acha lagta hy tow wo acha nai, acha main hu, ore agar koi mjy bura lagta hy tow jaan lo k bura woi hy....

q k main tow acha hu

theepa

1 rupya 1 lakh ni hota magar phir b 1 rupya lakh sy nikal jaye tow wo b lakh nai rehta aap lakhon mein woi 1 rupya ho...
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samaj aai????

theepay dy moo waleya

a sardar to another:name 5 animals livin

a sardar to another:name 5 animals living in water.
sardar:1 frog.
2nd sardar:theek hai hor dus,
sardar:frog da praah,pheen,piyo,te maa

A sardar in a pizza hut

Sardar orders pizza.
waiter : Sir shd i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 ?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahin jayenge.

Twin babies born in a SARDAR's House.

Twin babies born in a SARDAR's House.

SARDAR G could not sleep whole night Continuosly thinking?
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who is the father of second !

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

waiter: Oh! you can't get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

A sardar goes to a restaurant

A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
wife: How are you?

Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?

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