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Jab inko hosh aa jaye.....

Ek Sardar kareley lene gaya,
Sabzi wala karelon pe pani chhirak raha tha.
Jab kaafi dair huwi to Sardar ghusse se bola:
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Jab inko hosh aa jaye to ek kilo tol lena.

Latest Versions of Java

Computer teacher to sardar:what are the three latest versions of java ?

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MarJava,MitJava,LutJava...

Songs Download karane hein

Sardar:Mobile mein kich songs download karwane hein.

Dukandar:Memory Card hai ?

Sardar:Shanakhti Card hai wo chalega ?
Memory Card abhi tak nahi banwaya.

Chaaku dikha kar loot liya

Sardar:Kal raat mujhe ek admi ne chaaku dikha kar loot liya.

Dost:Par yaar tere pas to hamesha Pistol hota hai?

Sardar:wo maine chupa di thi warna wo bhi loot leta.

Maths Teacher Asks

Maths Teacher Asks A Boy what Are 2,4,10,17?
The Boy Replies
They Are HBO, ZOOM, SONY And POGO... ;->

A Married Man Have

A Married Man Have An Affair wth His Secretary One Day They went On Date & Spent So Much Time That It Became 8PM while Returning Home Man Rubbed His Shoes & Cloths Grass & Dirt At Home, wife Asked "where You were ? He Replied, I Cant Lie To U, I'm Heaving An Affair And Coming From Date wife Looked At Him & Shouted Jhootay! Cricket Khail K Aa Rahay Ho Na . . .

Facebook Facebook Facebook

My Parents Say I Spend To Much Time On Facebook And Should Go Outside .
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Thank God For Laptops And wifi.

A Man Came Home Late

A Man Came Home Late At Night After A Party. His wife Yelled: "How would You Feel If You Don't See Me For Two Days?" The Man Couldnt Believe His Luck: 'That would Be Great'! Monday Passed And He Didnt See Her...... Tuesday And wednesday Passed Too..... On Thursday His Swelling Became Better And Now He Could See Her From The Corner Of One Eye... =P

Just A Note 2say That

Just A Note 2Say That
Our Friendship Has
No ENding & Its Grows
On & ON
Just A Note Friendship Help UsOpen Our Heart In way That we Thought were Never Possible Just A Note Thankyou 4 Being EveryThing 2 Me ThankYou 4 Being My Friend

Kuch Pal Is Khawab Mein

"Parveen Shakir"
Hoon To Khafa Us SE, Per Janay Phir B Kiyn...? Na Chaah Kar Bhi Us Ko Chahna Acha Lagta Hai... Haqeeqat Se Hoon Dhoor, Ye Mujh Ko Hai Pata... Per Jaan K Anjaan Rehna Acha Lagta Hai... Qaayel Nahi Main Ronay Ki Phir B Kabhi Kabhi... Tanhai Main Kuch Dair Rona Acha Lagta Hai... Tu MERA Tha, Tu MERA Hai, Tu MERA Rahay Ga... Kuch Pal Is Khawab Mein Khona Acha Lagta Hai....!!

Aey Neend Aa Bhi Ja

Dhundla Rahey Hein Shehr K Jaltay Howey Charagh, Aey Neend Aa Bhi Jaa, K Boht Raat Ho Chukki..!!

Aao K Tanha Hoon

Kash K Ab K Bars wo Yeh Keh Day . Aao K Tanha Hoon Teri Tarha, Tery Liye.

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