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Zalim sms of 2011

1 larki bus stop pe naqaab men kharri huwi the

Aadmi bike pe aaya or kaha
lift chahiye kya?

larki boli.

abu main hun

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
The one that"s out always looks the best.

flert

Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But you don"t worry,
flirting is still free

golden words

koshesh kijiye k zndge me wo shaks ap ko hmesha muskurata hua mile....
jise ap roz aene me daikhte ho.....!
so plz always keep smiling...!

picture

A woman shoots her
husband. Then she holds
him under water for over
5 minutes. Finally, she
hangs him. But 5 minutes
later they both go out and
enjoy a wonderful dinner
together.

How can this be?

Answer Updated :

She took a picture of him (shoots a picture.)
Then she held the picture/film under water to develop.
Finally she hung the picture to dry.

lock key

Batain wo konsi Vegetable hay
Jis me Taala Or Chabi dono ata hain.?
It's A Challenge

Answer :

Lock Key

answer

Are You Genius Then Give Me The Answer.
Odd And Even Numbers Ko Aese Add Karo Kay Answer Even Numbers Main Aye

question

Some common questions

1. rail gari ki lights din ko bhi q on ki jati hain?

2.lerkian hamesha lerko kay samnay aa ker q dupata seedha kerti hain?

3.Mobile ki sim change kernay kay baad time 9:00 ka q hota hay?

4.front seat per hamesha ladies ko q bithatay hain?

5.mobile per jab lerka lerki say baat kerta hay to urdu ku bolta hay?

answr zaroor dena intizar rahay ga chalnge ha
sab ko send karo but reply me first

Shafeeq Dost

Jo shaks Tumhen akhrat ke dawat dy kar,
Naik amal karny ma tumhari madad karta ha,
wo tmhara shafeeq dost ha.

judae

Kitne ulaj gae ha judai ma zindagi,

wo shaks jafa kar k ehsan kar gaya,

Ma jis ko baat baat pa kehta tha apni jaan,

Dekho wo he shaks mujhe bejan kar gaya,

Phely wo meri zaat ke tameer ma raha,

Phir mujko apny haath se masmaar kar gaya,

wo Aaa mila tu faasly kat' tay chaly gaey,

Bichra tu rasty merey dushwar kar gaya,

Bichra kuch es ada se k rut he badal gae,

Ek shaks saary shehar ko viran kar gaya

Behtreen dost

Tumhara Bahtrin Dost wo ha k jab tum Gharib ho jao wo tum se Mohabbat kam na kary.

Aur jab tum Dulatmand hojao tu wo apni Mohabbat zayida na kary.

WALDIAN KA PGHAM OLAAD KAY LIYE

* Jis din tum hamain boorha dekho sabar karna aur humain samjhany ke koshish nahe karna.

* Jab hum koe baat bhool jayen tu hum par tanz na karna aur apna bachpan yaad karna.

* Jab hum borhey hokar chall na saken tu humara sahara ban na aur apna phela qadam yaad karna.

* Jab hum beemar hon tu wo din yaad kar k hum pa paisy kharch karna, jab hum tmhari khawishen puri karny k liye apni khawishen qurban karty thy.

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