w SMS Messages18904 messages

Teacher to Sardar : which is the most confusing day in America?
Sardar: Thinking....... and Answere Fathers day!

PATHAN 2 SARDAR: O! YARA TUMHAR SHUKRIYA KE TUM LO IS DUNIYA MIA AYA......
SARDAR: OEE wOH KU PAJI.....
PATHAN: O! YARA AGAR TUM IS DUNIYA MAI NAHI HOTA NA TO SARA LATIFA HAMARE OPER BANTA

grandmother

Sardar To Another Sardar:
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. . .
She's Eighty Now,
And
we don't know where the hell she is.

Wishes

On This Auspicious Occasion,
I wish The Color, Bliss And Beauty
Of This Festival
Be with You Throught The Year!
Happy Dasara

funny

"Door sai dekha to kitaben pari thin
.
.

..
... ... .
.
.
.
.
.
.
qareeb janay ka to sawal hi paida nae hota :P"

yaad

wabasta Meri Yad say Kuch Talkhian Bhi Thi..
Acha Kiya Jo Mujh Ko Faramosh Kar Diya..!

jam

Us Bewafa Ki Yad Me Jam Hathon Me Utha Liya

.

.
... ...
Phir Lgaya Bread Pe Aur fatafat Kha liya.

(",)>
<))
_/I_
Moral: Sare AASHIQ Sharabi Nhi Hoty.. :p :D

maa

Kisi ne poocha wo kaun si jagah hai jahan

har galti

har jurm
... ... ... ... aur

har gunaah maaf ho jata hai???

A little child Smiled and said

"My Mom's Heart ?"

hawa

ek NAAM kya likha tera SAHIL ke rait py....

phir UMR bhar HAwA sy meri dushmani rahi...!!

achi baat

Silent lips may avoid many
prblms...&..
smiling lips will solve many prblms.....
so always have a cute little smile..
On ur face....!!!

happy bday

Bouquet of wishes just for u
to wish u a happy bday
thts happy and bright
the whole day through
have a wonderful bday

confused

1.A confusion has confused my mind which is already confused
with some confusion.I don't know why this confusion had
confused my confused mindIf my confusion had confused
ur mind thn try to get a solution for my confusion to rectify
my confused mind.If my confused msg din't confuse
u,b happy

Categories Anniversary Ascii Bengali Birthday Break Up Broken Heart Christmas Decent Diwali Double Meaning Durga Puja Easter Eid Mubarak English Poetry Exam Faraz Fathers day Flirt Friendship Funny Geo Or Jeenay Do Get Well Soon Good Luck Good Morning Good Night Greeting Halloween Holi Independence Day Inspirational Insult Islamic Khichdi Kiss Love Love Stories Miss You Mother's Day Naughty New Year Pashto Politics Punjabi Q n A Quatations Rainy day Rakhi Ramdan Riddle Romantic Sad Sardar Smile Sorry Teachers day Today's thought Urdu Poetry

w SMS Messages18904 messages

Search SMS Messages