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qareeb janay ka to sawal hi paida nae hota :P"
  

Sep, 27 2011     125 chars (1 sms)     3496 views       Anniversary

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abhi tak aks hai,glass ki nok per us k honton ka,

faraz

zalim ne mri pyas pr b pehre lga dye...
( Sunday, August 14, 2011 )
Lo Ji!
Abhi Ghor Kiya to pata Laga



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Pepsi Aur Pakistan Dono 65 k Ho gaye hain. :-)
I LOVE U Are Words Just Three,
Which Mean So Much On Our ANNIVERSARY.
So This Is What I Want To Say,
Live In My Heart N There 4 Ever Stay!
'Short Lines for long life:


''Choose a best person like a mirror,


because when u cry, it never laughs....!'
Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given me Your love makes my days so very bright, just knowing you're my darling wife (Husband). Happy Anniversary
'Aaj "Titanic" ki 98th Anivrsry hai.....

So

Plz Sub Pyar Karne Walon Se Request Hai,
K,

"DOOB" k Mar Jayen...
* Thank You *'
Teacher ne 1 chote bache se pucha tumhare papa ka nam kya hai ?
Child - abhi nam nhi rakha hai . Pyar se papa papa kehta hu.........
Aur ab lolywood pesh krta ha ek aur
new movie.
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My name is MEERA and i can speak ENGLISH...;->
"BIK"raha tha waqat k bazar main meri gherat ka lahu
"faraz"
"MURR"k jo dekha to apna he pyar kharidar nikla
Yaa Rab Doob Jaye Kisi Darya Main Wo Badal Yaa rab.

Jis Nay Barsoon Mere Sehraon Ko tarsaya Hai...
Story Of Newton's Law:

A Cow Was Walking
Newton Stopped It.
It Stopped
He Found His 1st Law
"AN OBJECT CONTINUES TO MOVE
UNLESS IT'S STOPPED"

He Gave A FORCE By Kicking
d Cow,
It Gave A Sound 'MA'
He Formulated d 2nd Law
"F = MA"

After Sometimes d Cow Gave
A Kick To Newton
Then He Formulated d 3rd law
"EVERY ACTION HAS AN
EQUAL & OPPOSITE REACTION" =P
I’ll always remember The day I married you,
Without you my love, my beauty,
I don’t know what I’d do
Your loving and thoughtful,
Just to mention two,
I adore your sweet smile
It makes me want you.
Happy Anniversary