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qareeb janay ka to sawal hi paida nae hota :P"

Sep, 27 2011 125 chars (1 sms) 3054 views Anniversary

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Don"t expect too much of Christmas Day. You can"t crowd
into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that
may have accrued during the past twelve months.

Long after our anniversary

Long after our anniversary
And
this greeting has been thrown away
Think of the thought behind it,
Each and everyday,
Happy Anniversary

lets welcome the yea

Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish
each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful
New year. Merry X-mas.

Hoping that the love u shared years ago

Hoping that the love u shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was
then Bringing u much joy , love
and happiness To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary

person in toilet hears from adjacent

A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

On This Wonderful Day,
A Star Of pure Love
Appeared To be
My Gift … My Present
And My Future

You…!!!

I Am Very Thankful
For All The Joy
You Bring Into My Life

Happy Birthday My Love.

exam

dad-exam kaisa hua?
son-Q. no 1 chhut gaya.
3 ata nahi tha.
4 karna bhul gaya.
5 nazar nahi aaya.
dad-Q. no 2 ?
son-bas wahi galat ho gaya.. (-;

Marriage IS THAT RELATION

Marriage IS THAT RELATION BETWEEN MAN AND WOMEN IN WHICH THE Independence IS Equal, THE Dependence MUTUAL AND The Obligation Reciprocal . Best WISHES FOR Happy Wedding Anniversary.

love

Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You've given me, Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary.

miss se pyar

Bara Mushkil Hai School ki "Miss" Se Pyar Karna
FARAZ. . .

Love Letter Bheja Tha,
Home Work Samajh k "STAR" De Diya..

Oil mein Use GHUSAL do.

1 murghi ko qatal karo

1 Murghi ko QATAL karo.

Phir Dahi ka Safaid KAFAN do

Shan Masalay say Khushbu ki DOHNI do.
Us k baad Chawal mein us ki QABAR Banao.
jab Tayar ho jaey to "Mujhay" Dawat do.
ta''k mein us ki NAMAZ E JANAZA parhaoon.
HAPPY BIRYani Day!

Long After Our Anniversary

Long After Our Anniversary
And
This Greeting Has Been Thrown Away
Think Of The Thought Behind It,
Each And Everyday,
Happy Anniversary

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