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qareeb janay ka to sawal hi paida nae hota :P"
  

Sep, 27 2011     125 chars (1 sms)     2900 views       Anniversary

more Anniversary SMS Messages

Hoping that the love u shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was
then Bringing u much joy , love
and happiness To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary
I was scared to touch you,

First time i touched you,

I was scared to kiss you,

First time i kiss you,

I was scared to love you,

But now that i love you,

I am scared to lose you!
Mujhe ap se ye umeed nahi thi. Ap ne
ye kehte waqt kuch tu s0cha h0ta akhir ap ko hoa kiya tha,
ap k zehan me yeh baat ayi kaise thi. Had h0ti hai,
ap ko zar0rat hi kya thi k ap mere bare may l0g0n k0 ye bata0 k


"I am the m0st cute & charming pers0n
0n earth"
Nazar lug jaati hai mujhey!...
wo mujhe yaad kr k sota hy.....

aus ko lgta hy khud se dr kitna...!
I'm sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it's true, On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true, Happy Anniversary Lover!
A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->
na poocho mein tumharey baghair kyun naheen roya,

waja thee yeh log agar mein rota to inhon nein kehna tha

"tum nein uss kee yaad par pani phair diya hai"


1 murghi ko qatal karo


1 Murghi ko QATAL karo.



Phir Dahi ka Safaid KAFAN do

Shan Masalay say Khushbu ki DOHNI do.
Us k baad Chawal mein us ki QABAR Banao.
jab Tayar ho jaey to "Mujhay" Dawat do.
ta''k mein us ki NAMAZ E JANAZA parhaoon.
HAPPY BIRYani Day!


Nikher nikher k arahey hain mairey alfaz faraz
kya aisa he hota hy aksar marnay k baad
Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets
cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this
blissful New year. Merry X-mas
On this special day,best wishes go to you,that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through. Happy anniversary to you my Love
'Anniversary Wishes

May your special day
Be a celebrating
Of where you have been
Where you are, &
How you are growing
Together in the lord