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qareeb janay ka to sawal hi paida nae hota :P"
  

Sep, 27 2011     125 chars (1 sms)     3794 views       Anniversary

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I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
so this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!
Intahai educational shair arz hai..!!

Honton pe hai lipstick aur naina kajal se lais...

Neutralization Takes place when acid react with base...
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Uski zulfoon ne na jaane kitne dilon ko lgai thais...

Tangent theeta is equal to perpendicular upon base. :-P
hum ne suna tha k dost...wafa karte hain"SAGAR"

Jab ham ne kiya bharosa to rewayat hi badal gayi...
niklta hi nhi mera wjood tri yad se..

mil kyu nhi jata akhir tu kisi fryad se..

kya zruri hai mai roz toot k bikhra krun..

na le mera imtehan is andaz se..
That special day is here again The day we took our vows You're just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover
I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
so this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!
A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise
at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish,
it grows small.
On This Special Day,
Best Wishes Go To You,
That This Wonderful Love U Share,
Lasts Ur Lifetime Through.
Happy Anniversary To You My Love
Mujhe ap se ye umeed nahi thi. Ap ne
ye kehte waqt kuch tu s0cha h0ta akhir ap ko hoa kiya tha,
ap k zehan me yeh baat ayi kaise thi. Had h0ti hai,
ap ko zar0rat hi kya thi k ap mere bare may l0g0n k0 ye bata0 k


"I am the m0st cute & charming pers0n
0n earth"
Nazar lug jaati hai mujhey!...
Pathan K Mobile P Raat 2 Baje Phone Aya:
Aap So To Nahi Rahy Thy

Pathan Ghussey Me Bola:

Khabees Ka Bachcha..

Zarori Nahi K

Har Pathan Chowkidaar Ho
I LOVE U are words just three, which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY. so this is what i want to say, live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!
A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->