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qareeb janay ka to sawal hi paida nae hota :P"
  

Sep, 27 2011     125 chars (1 sms)     3672 views       Anniversary

more Anniversary SMS Messages

If a person is Silent
it does't mean He is unknown of Fun,
Enjoyment &Thrills.

But It means Life has taught Him
......some Lessons which has made Him Silent See More
parindon ne kabhi firqaa parasti to nahi dekhi.

"SAGAR"

Kabhi mandar pe ja bethay kabi masjid pe ja bethay.
How True My Feelings Were I Found Out To Be The Best Thing In My Life Was When You Married Me
Thank You My Loving Wife (Loving Husband), For The Years We Share I Know One Thing For Sure We Make A Wonderful Pair.
Happy Anniversary
And May
Your Marriage Be Blessed With Love,
Joy And Companionship
For All The Years Of Your Lives!
No greeting card to give,
No beautiful flowers to send,
No cute pictures to forward,
Just a loving heart saying
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–HAPPY ANNIVERSARY–
William Shakespeare says...

Marriage is the Only War...

In which Both the Enemies Sleep
Together :):):)
1 Pathan Peshawar me 10 hazar ka 1 par se urny wala Kaboter bech raha tha.
Angraez karid k apny mulk ly geya jab usny wahan uraya to wo 2no paron sy urny laga.
Angreaz ne pucha bahi tu to wahan 1 par sy ur raha tha to kaboter bola.
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Bahi wo Peshawar hai wahan 1 hath pechy rakh k urna parta hai.
On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.
Top 3 universities rule:

1: Be quite in the class
because
others are sleeping

2: Don’t forget to carry
Books
it works as pillow

3: keep the campus clean
so
be absent
Cutest Proposal –
A Boy Rings D Door-Bell Of A Girls Home & Asks ,“Do U Belive In Love At First Sight
Or
Should I Come Back Again..”
A wise physician said
"The best medicine for human is LOVE"
Someone asked 'What if it doesn't work?'
He smiled and answered increase the DOSE


Husband:
aGAr mRe HaTh MeiN hUk0mAt h0 t0
MeIn MulK kI TAqdEEr bAdAL dUn gAa..!!;->

Wife:
Tm pHleY ApNi ShAlwAr BadaL L0
SuBhA se Ulti peHni huEy hEy:-P.....=p