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"Door sai dekha to kitaben pari thin
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qareeb janay ka to sawal hi paida nae hota :P"

Sep, 27 2011 125 chars (1 sms) 3206 views Anniversary

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Nothing in this world could ever be as wonderful as the love you have given me
Your love makes my life so bright
Just knowing you are
My darling my sweetheart ur sweety ur wife
Happy Anniversary

Hoping that the love you

Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy , love and happiness To celebrate again. Happy Anniversary

bikraha tha waqat

"BIK"raha tha waqat k bazar main meri gherat ka lahu
"faraz"
"MURR"k jo dekha to apna he pyar kharidar nikla

bhekari ke bhe?

Bhikari: Baboo 10 Rs. ka sawal hai, chaay (Tea) peenee hai.

Aadmee: Lykin chaay tu 05 Rs. ki aati hai.

Bhikari (sharmatay hoay): Woh meri girl friend bhi saath hai.

May everything happy

May Everything Happy And Everything Bright Be Yours On Your Birthday From Morning Till Night. And Then Through The Year May The Same Thing Hold True So That Each Day Is Filled With Life's Best Things For You!

Sardar Rail Ki Patri Per So Gaya

1 Sardar Rail Ki Patri Per So Gaya . 1 Aadmi Ne Kaha Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Train Aayegi To Mar Jaoge! Sardar: Mere Uper Se Hawai Jahaaz Guzar Gaya To Kuch Nahi Hua, Train Kya Cheez Hai?

educational shair

Intahai educational shair arz hai..!!

Honton pe hai lipstick aur naina kajal se lais...

Neutralization Takes place when acid react with base...
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Uski zulfoon ne na jaane kitne dilon ko lgai thais...

Tangent theeta is equal to perpendicular upon base. :-P

1 Larka Apni Girl Friend

1 Larka Apni Girl Friend k Sath 'GOL GAPPAY' KHA RAHA THA ANKHOON MIEN ANKHIEN DAAL KER
GIRL SHARMA K : ITNEY GHOR SE KIUN DEKH RAHEY HO
BOY : HOLI HOLI KHA PUKHIEY.....!!

dharti p chahe jahan bhi rahegi

Boy: Too dharti p chahe jahan bhi rahegi
tjhe teri khushbu se pehchan lunga

Girl: Mjhe pehle se pta tha tm kutay ho...=P;->

A paper cut and lemon juice

A paper cut and lemon juice, pizza and heartburn, you and me, are just a few things that aren’t supposed to go together but usually end up that way. Happy Anniversary!’

Choose a best person like a mirror

'Short Lines for long life:

''Choose a best person like a mirror,

because when u cry, it never laughs....!'

main tere milnay ko

main tere milnay ko moajza keh raha tha lekin..

tere bicharnay ka saniha bhi kamaal guzra...!

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