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qareeb janay ka to sawal hi paida nae hota :P"
  

Sep, 27 2011     125 chars (1 sms)     3755 views       Anniversary

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Marriage Is That Relation Between Man And Women In Which Tha Independence Is Equal, The Dependence Mutual And Tha Obligation Reciprocal". Best Wishes For Happy Wedding Anniversary.
A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->
To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand. Happy Anniversary.
Teacher to papu: tumhare Papa kya karte hai?
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Jo meri Mummy Kahti hai
TEACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense
Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,
PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi
Use Hua Ho
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SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH
NO ENTRY .... =P =D
Sath chalne ke liye sathi chahiye,
Aansu rokne ke liye muskan chahiye
Zinda rehne ke liye zindagi chahiye
Aur zindagi jine ke liye aap chahiya
A daily thought…

A silent tear…

A Constant wish that u r near…

Words are few but thoughts r deep…

Memories of our frenship i’ll always keep!!
I’m sending this bouquet of love
To say that I love you so much
I hope I say it often enough
I want you to know it’s true,
On this special occasion
I want to remind you
That you are my everything
And
my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!
That special day is here again
The day we took our vows
You’re just as special to me today
As you still get me aroused.
Happy Anniversary Lover
On This Wonderful Day,
A Star Of pure Love
Appeared To be
My Gift … My Present
And My Future

You…!!!

I Am Very Thankful
For All The Joy
You Bring Into My Life

Happy Birthday My Love.
Good Time Bad Time Day Time Work Time Off Time. Night Time Happy Time Sad Time Sleep Time In The Mean Time I Miss U All Time
Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.