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qareeb janay ka to sawal hi paida nae hota :P"
  

Sep, 27 2011     125 chars (1 sms)     3198 views       Anniversary

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To the beautiful couple in all the land,
May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.
Happy Anniversary
Aaj humara unwaan hai....
*" MAA "*


Maa kon hoti hai?

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Abbu ki wife...
Itna b nhi pta.?? =P ;->
Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,
May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,
As u make a wonderful pair.
Happy Wedding Anniversary
One
father
is
more
than
a
hundred
School
masters.
That special day is here again
The day we took our vows
You’re just as special to me today
As you still get me aroused.
Happy Anniversary Lover
Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it, Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover!
I"m sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it"s true,On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!
A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->
1 Sardar Rail Ki Patri Per So Gaya . 1 Aadmi Ne Kaha Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Train Aayegi To Mar Jaoge! Sardar: Mere Uper Se Hawai Jahaaz Guzar Gaya To Kuch Nahi Hua, Train Kya Cheez Hai?
Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
Aik marasi ka gadha masjid main ghus gia
Molvi sab ne marasi ki khoob bezti ki
marasi bola:
jan deo
molvi sab Janwar si aa gia

saano kadi vekhya aay.;->
khwahish''n ka kaffila bhi ajeeb hi hai.

saghi

aksar wahi se guzarta hai jahan raasta nahi hota!