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"Door sai dekha to kitaben pari thin
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qareeb janay ka to sawal hi paida nae hota :P"

Sep, 27 2011 125 chars (1 sms) 3583 views Anniversary

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To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand. Happy Anniversary.

Good Time Bad Time Day Time Work Time Off Time. Night Time Happy Time Sad Time Sleep Time In The Mean Time I Miss U All Time

bhekari ke bhe?

Bhikari: Baboo 10 Rs. ka sawal hai, chaay (Tea) peenee hai.

Aadmee: Lykin chaay tu 05 Rs. ki aati hai.

Bhikari (sharmatay hoay): Woh meri girl friend bhi saath hai.

May Your Marriage Be Blessed

Happy Anniversary And May Your Marriage Be Blessed With Love, Joy And Companionship For All The Years Of Your Lives.

What begins with T

What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
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Teapot!

Happy Anniversary

Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!

1 Class Ka Bacha

1 Class Ka Bacha Apni Miss Se Kehta Hai.
Mai Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hoon?
Miss: So Sweet!
Bacha: To Phir Mai Apne Ammi Abbu Ko Aap K Ghar Kab Bhejun.
Miss: Wo Kyon?
Bacha: Ta'kay Wo Hamari Baat Agay Chalayen,
Miss: Ye Kya Bakwaas Hai!

Bacha:
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Tution Parhne K Liye..

best wishes

On this special day,best wishes go to you,that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through. Happy anniversary to you my Love

Before I got married

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories.

Long after our anniversary

Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it, Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover!

pappu

Teacher to papu: tumhare Papa kya karte hai?
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Jo meri Mummy Kahti hai

hy baad e marg bhi

hay baad-e-marg bhi yaaro wohi tafreeq ka aalam...

na qabrein aik jaisi hain,na katbay aik jaisay hain...!

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