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"Door sai dekha to kitaben pari thin
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qareeb janay ka to sawal hi paida nae hota :P"

Sep, 27 2011 125 chars (1 sms) 3588 views Anniversary

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Pathan K Mobile P Raat 2 Baje Phone Aya:
Aap So To Nahi Rahy Thy

Pathan Ghussey Me Bola:

Khabees Ka Bachcha..

Zarori Nahi K

Har Pathan Chowkidaar Ho

Agr koi pyari si larki ap ko BHAI

Agr koi pyari si larki ap ko BHAI kahy to ghabrany ki baat nahe.
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Us lrki ko zabrdast sa thapr marain or kahain:Yhan kahan ghom rahe ho,jao ghr jao.

person in toilet hears from adjacent

A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->

Sath chalne ke liye sathi chahiye,....

Sath chalne ke liye sathi chahiye,
Aansu rokne ke liye muskan chahiye
Zinda rehne ke liye zindagi chahiye
Aur zindagi jine ke liye aap chahiya

I LOVE U are words just three

I LOVE U are words just three, which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY. so this is what i want to say, live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

On This Anniversary

On this anniversary, I take this opportunity
to thank you from the bottom of my heart for
being my partner, spouse, lover and friend!
Happy Wedding Anniversary!

main tere milnay ko

main tere milnay ko moajza keh raha tha lekin..

tere bicharnay ka saniha bhi kamaal guzra...!

on this special day

On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.

niklta hi nhi mra

niklta hi nhi mera wjood tri yad se..

mil kyu nhi jata akhir tu kisi fryad se..

kya zruri hai mai roz toot k bikhra krun..

na le mera imtehan is andaz se..

gadha masjid main ghus gia

Aik marasi ka gadha masjid main ghus gia
Molvi sab ne marasi ki khoob bezti ki
marasi bola:
jan deo
molvi sab Janwar si aa gia

saano kadi vekhya aay.;->

How True My Feelings

How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair

Bechare husbands

Husband- Ek writer ne likha hai ki "Shohar ko bhi ghar ke mamlo mein bolne ka haq hona chaahiye..."
Wife- Woh bechaara bhi dekho likh hi paya, Bol Nahi Saka.!

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