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qareeb janay ka to sawal hi paida nae hota :P"
  

Sep, 27 2011     125 chars (1 sms)     3304 views       Anniversary

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A wise physician said
"The best medicine for human is LOVE"
Someone asked 'What if it doesn't work?'
He smiled and answered increase the DOSE
parindon ne kabhi firqaa parasti to nahi dekhi.

"SAGAR"

Kabhi mandar pe ja bethay kabi masjid pe ja bethay.
Jaha yad na aye wo tanhai kis kam ki,
Bigde rishte na bane to khudai kis kam ki,
Beshak apni manzil tk jana h,
Par jaha se apne na dikhe wo uchai kis kaam ki...
1 Sardar Rail Ki Patri Per So Gaya . 1 Aadmi Ne Kaha Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Train Aayegi To Mar Jaoge! Sardar: Mere Uper Se Hawai Jahaaz Guzar Gaya To Kuch Nahi Hua, Train Kya Cheez Hai?
Pathan New York Gaya
Wahan Aik Building Mein Aag Lagi Dekhi Tou Kaha
Tm Log Neechey Kood Jao Mein Pehelwan Hon Pakar Longa Pehle Aik ßacha
Gira Usne Pakar Liya Phir Aik Admi Gira Usse ß Pakar Liya Phir Aik
Kala Admi Kooda Tou Pathan Nai Chor Diya 0r Kaha ...
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Oye
Jali Huyi Lashen Mat Phenko !!! ;)
Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal, the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal". Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
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Teapot!
Husband- Ek writer ne likha hai ki "Shohar ko bhi ghar ke mamlo mein bolne ka haq hona chaahiye..."
Wife- Woh bechaara bhi dekho likh hi paya, Bol Nahi Saka.!
Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo.


"Mun Me Pani Aana"





Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,


Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya.
The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you** Happy Anniversary ***
Your love makes my days Happy and bright,
Into my world you Brought pure delight
Joy beyond reason You have given me,
Our love is true This I can see.
I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
so this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!