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"Door sai dekha to kitaben pari thin
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qareeb janay ka to sawal hi paida nae hota :P"

Sep, 27 2011 125 chars (1 sms) 3112 views Anniversary

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Most interesting lines on T shirt of a girl,
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Exuse me!
My face is above..... =P ;->

I LOVE U are words just three, which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY
So this is what i want to say, live in my heart n there 4 ever stay

Before I got married

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories.

newton's law

Story Of Newton's Law:

A Cow Was Walking
Newton Stopped It.
It Stopped
He Found His 1st Law
"AN OBJECT CONTINUES TO MOVE
UNLESS IT'S STOPPED"

He Gave A FORCE By Kicking
d Cow,
It Gave A Sound 'MA'
He Formulated d 2nd Law
"F = MA"

After Sometimes d Cow Gave
A Kick To Newton
Then He Formulated d 3rd law
"EVERY ACTION HAS AN
EQUAL & OPPOSITE REACTION" =P

Two Guys Are Chatting..

Two Guys Are Chatting..

Guy A: “I’m Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary.”

Guy B: “Oh.. That’s Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?”

Guy A: “I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back.” :)

No greeting card

No greeting card to give,
No beautiful flowers to send,
No cute pictures to forward,
Just a loving heart saying
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–HAPPY ANNIVERSARY–

suna tha dil samndar

suna tha dil samndar se bhi gehra hota hy faraz...

hairan hon samaya nahi is me tairay siwa koi.

meera and i can speak english

Aur ab lolywood pesh krta ha ek aur
new movie.
Guess what ?
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My name is MEERA and i can speak ENGLISH...;->

A paper cut and lemon juice

A paper cut and lemon juice, pizza and heartburn, you and me, are just a few things that aren’t supposed to go together but usually end up that way. Happy Anniversary!’

christmas is not a t

Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind.
To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy,
is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )

one of the sadest

one of the sadest fact of life
"its tough when someone special in your life starts to ignore you..but its even tougher to pretend that u dont mind.."

iss haqeekat ko na

s haqeekat ko na honay dena logon py ayaan mohsin,,

k teri chahato''n sy chalti hain meri saansain...

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