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qareeb janay ka to sawal hi paida nae hota :P"

Sep, 27 2011 125 chars (1 sms) 3703 views Anniversary

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To the beautiful couple in all the land,

To the beautiful couple in all the land,
May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.
Happy Anniversary

I LOVE U…
are just three words,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY,
so this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

Har Pathan Chowkidaar Ho

Pathan K Mobile P Raat 2 Baje Phone Aya:
Aap So To Nahi Rahy Thy

Pathan Ghussey Me Bola:

Khabees Ka Bachcha..

Zarori Nahi K

Har Pathan Chowkidaar Ho

special day

On this special day,best wishes go to you,that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through.Happy anniversary to you my Love.

mera dost khush rahve

Rabba dukh na devi dost sade nu,

Sannu chahe dukhan da pahar dede,

ghume hamesha nave cycle te dost sada,
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Mainu bhave purani "AUDI" car dedi

The Most Important Thing

the Most Important Thing You Fixed Was On Your Day Of Leisure When You Fixed Your Eyes On Me That Day I"Ll Always Treasure I Love You** Happy Anniversary ***

memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hai

Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:nahi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D

Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?

i wish u de best ann

I Wish U De Best Anniversary A Man Could Wish His Wife.

My Love Throughout The Years We"Ve Had Our Ups& Downs But We Stood By Each Other No Matter What Happened We Maintained This Love So On Our Anniversary Of 2years I Just Wanna Say This "Thank U

&I"Ll Alwayz Love You For What You"Ve Done For Me

"U Were & Still R My Light And Shine In My World Ngi

"Asixenga Ngawe Zulu For I"M Proud Of You Love Keep It Up).

Remember This When Things Get Rough And Tough"

I Love You"

sleep

William Shakespeare says...

Marriage is the Only War...

In which Both the Enemies Sleep
Together :):):)

nikher nikher k arah

Nikher nikher k arahey hain mairey alfaz faraz
kya aisa he hota hy aksar marnay k baad

newton's law

Story Of Newton's Law:

A Cow Was Walking
Newton Stopped It.
It Stopped
He Found His 1st Law
"AN OBJECT CONTINUES TO MOVE
UNLESS IT'S STOPPED"

He Gave A FORCE By Kicking
d Cow,
It Gave A Sound 'MA'
He Formulated d 2nd Law
"F = MA"

After Sometimes d Cow Gave
A Kick To Newton
Then He Formulated d 3rd law
"EVERY ACTION HAS AN
EQUAL & OPPOSITE REACTION" =P

niklta hi nhi mra

niklta hi nhi mera wjood tri yad se..

mil kyu nhi jata akhir tu kisi fryad se..

kya zruri hai mai roz toot k bikhra krun..

na le mera imtehan is andaz se..

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