TOP 3 UNIVERSITIES RULE

TOP 3 UNIVERSITIES RULE
Top 3 universities rule:

1: Be quite in the class
because
others are sleeping

2: Don’t forget to carry
Books
it works as pillow

3: keep the campus clean
so
be absent
  

Sep, 13 2012     168 chars (2 sms)     2620 views       Anniversary

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bray zalim han tray gali k bachay

fraz

kutay pechay lga kr kehtay han

race sanso ki

race darkan ki.
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish
each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful
New year. Merry X-mas.
All my love for you FREE!
wishing
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a
very
happy
ANNIVERSARY….!
TEACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense
Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,
PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi
Use Hua Ho
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SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH
NO ENTRY .... =P =D
Teacher ne 1 chote bache se pucha tumhare papa ka nam kya hai ?
Child - abhi nam nhi rakha hai . Pyar se papa papa kehta hu.........
Math tells us three of the tragic love stories.

Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.

Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.

And asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.

Who says maths is boring?!?:-)
Rabba dukh na devi dost sade nu,

Sannu chahe dukhan da pahar dede,

ghume hamesha nave cycle te dost sada,
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Mainu bhave purani "AUDI" car dedi
I’ll always remember The day I married you,
Without you my love, my beauty,
I don’t know what I’d do
Your loving and thoughtful,
Just to mention two,
I adore your sweet smile
It makes me want you.
Happy Anniversary
Boy: Too dharti p chahe jahan bhi rahegi
tjhe teri khushbu se pehchan lunga

Girl: Mjhe pehle se pta tha tm kutay ho...=P;->
Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
1 Sardar Rail Ki Patri Per So Gaya . 1 Aadmi Ne Kaha Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Train Aayegi To Mar Jaoge! Sardar: Mere Uper Se Hawai Jahaaz Guzar Gaya To Kuch Nahi Hua, Train Kya Cheez Hai?
Being a great father is like shaving.

No matter how good you shaved today,

you have to do it again tomorrow.