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Teri Gali Main Hum ne Aana Chor diya Hai


FARAZZZ



wahan to Nokia 3310 bhi Cheen Letay Hain :-)
GIRL:Ye pyar kya hota hy?

TEACHR:Jb tum bari ho kar achi bachi banogi to tumhe B 1 pyar karnewala milega
GIRL:Achi na bani to?
TEACHR:To bht sarey milenge
Young Man 2 Taxi Driver:
Bhai Speed Slow Kro
Mre 12 Chote Chote Bche Hain..

Taxi Driver:
Apni Speed Dekhi He.
=P:)
Hazrat Ali
jo tumhein khushi mein yad aye samjho, tum us se muhabbat karte ho
or jo tumhein ghum mein yad aye to samjho, wo tum se nuhabbat karta hai.
Ek Shaks Pas Reh Ke Samjha Nahi Mujhe
Is Baat Ka Malal Hai Shikwa Nahi Mujhe

Main Us Ko Bewafai Ka Ilzam Kaisay Dou
Us Ne To Ibteda Se Hi Chaha Nahi Mujhe

Pathar Samajh Kar Paon? Se Thokr Laga Dia
Afsos Teri Aankh Ne Parkha Nahi Mujhe

Kya Umedein Baandh Kar Aaya Tha Samnay
Us Ne To Aankh Bahr Ke Dekha Nahi Mujhe?
jab yaad karte hai kisi ko
wo waqt suhana hota hai

uth jati hai kalam likhne ko
wo pyar deewana hota hai

kar deti hai haal-e-dil bayaan
wo kalaam shayraana hota hai

jab yaad karte hai kisi ko
wo waqt suhana hota hai...
Bärishon me bheeg kr,
wo aksar kaha karta tha,
Mjhe 2 chezen boht pyari lgti han,
ik barish aur ik tum,
Barish mjhe islye pyari lgti ha,
Q k barish tmari yaden le kr ati ha,
Tum mjhe islye pyary lgty ho,
Q k tmari yaden,
Barish ko or b pyara bna deti han,
Aj barish me akele bheeg kar,
....JANE q....
Mera dil mjse bar bar keh rha tha,
K me barish ki hr ik bound se puchun,
Kya usy barishen aj b pyari lgti häin...?
whaT IS Emotion?????
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Your enemy falls from 7th floor on your brand new Mercedes car and you don't know whether to laugh or cry :S
This Mouse is Cat of Donkey the Best monkey way to paagal make funny you smile.....
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Confused????
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NOw READ IT AGAIN LEAVING ALL YOUR NICK NAMES.... :D :D :D
chill man = Teacher to Student:
How many Planets are there ???

Student:
Mars, Venus, Jupitar.....

Teacher:
Aur Sunaaoo ???

Student:
Buss fitt,,, Aap Sunaao ??? !! =P =D
Jhalakti hai tasweer teri baarish ki boondoo'n mein.......!

Aaj phir bheeg betha tjhy paane ki chahat mein........
All the girlz who diet for a 0 figure......
Remember!
Real Men go for Curves,,,,,
only Dogs go for Bones....