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Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hen Dor..


wah wah,



Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hen dor..
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wo Question Exam me ate hen Zaror..:-D
Bara Mushkil Hai School ki "Miss" Se Pyar Karna
FARAZ. . .



Love Letter Bheja Tha,
Home work Samajh k "STAR" De Diya..
dad-exam kaisa hua?
son-Q. no 1 chhut gaya.
3 ata nahi tha.
4 karna bhul gaya.
5 nazar nahi aaya.
dad-Q. no 2 ?
son-bas wahi galat ho gaya.. (-;
Story Of Newton's Law:

A Cow was walking
Newton Stopped It.
It Stopped
He Found His 1st Law
"AN OBJECT CONTINUES TO MOVE
UNLESS IT'S STOPPED"

He Gave A FORCE By Kicking
d Cow,
It Gave A Sound 'MA'
He Formulated d 2nd Law
"F = MA"

After Sometimes d Cow Gave
A Kick To Newton
Then He Formulated d 3rd law
"EVERY ACTION HAS AN
EQUAL & OPPOSITE REACTION" =P
Exam k lie har book perhli mene

,FARAZ,

Dua karo ‘FACE’BOOK se bhi koi sawaal ajae…..
Examiner: iss bird ki tang dekh kar iska nam batao..
Student:mujhe nahi pata
Xmar:Tum fail ho gaye whats ur name?
Student:meri tang dekh lo
Teacher- Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai..?

Student- Q ki Puch Me Itni Takat Nhi Hoti K wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake..

Seedhi Baat,No Bakvas
Mo'azaz ban ke mehfil main adaakari nahi karta
Main chehre pe kabhi jhooti aayinaa taari nahi karta

Mera dushman mere dastoor se waaqif nahi shayad
Jisse main dost keh doon us se ghaddari nahi karta

Yahan behtar hai apni zaat ka hamdard ho jana
Zamana ghum to de sakta hai ghumkhari nahi karta

Mujhy mo'Qa shanasi ka hunar ayaa nahi ab tak
Jahan matlab nikaLta ho samajhdari nahi karta.........!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HUM TOO BARSO'N SAY USKI ROOH M UTAR CHUKAY HAI.......................

SAHIL.....................

wO AJEEB SHAKHS HAI K APNAY DIL MAIN DEKHTA HE NAHI..........................
BARI MUSHKIL SE SULANE LAGA HON APNI ANKHON KO...........

TERE KHUwAB KA LALACH DE KAR................

AAJ 1 BAAR MERE KHUwAB MAIN AAO K.....................

MERI ANKHON KA AITBAR REH JAAYE.....................
?":":":ZINDAGI ME AANE wALE B KAM NA HONGE":":"::

":":":JANE wALE B KAM NA HONGE":":":":

":":":MANO YA NA MANNO UDDAS HO JAYEGI APKI ZINDAGI":":":":

":":":":JAB CHAHNE wALO ME HUM NA HONGE":":":

":":":"............GOOD NIGHT ALL FRIENDS":":":":":":"":
Dedicated to all Girls

"LARKIYAN"

Kabhi Maum Ban K Pighal Jati Hain
...Kabhi Suraj Ki Tapish Se Jal Jati Hain

Yeh Larkiyan Kitni Ajeeb Hoti Hain
Sambhal Kay Chalain Phir Bhi Phisal Jati Hain

ALLAH Ne Rakhi Un Main Aisi Mehek
Jis Sanchay Main Chaho Dhal Jati Hain

Kabhi Zara Si Baat Par Kar Laiti Hain Aankhain Namm
Tu Kabhi Pahaar Se Ghum Par Bhi Sambhal Jati Hain

Itni Sada Kay Apni Hi Bewaqti Par
Sabar Ka Thaam Kar Daman Behel Jati Hain