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william Shakespeare says...

Marriage is the Only war...

In which Both the Enemies Sleep
Together :):):)
Dictionary is da only place where death comes before life,
success before work,
& divorce before marriage.
but the Best part is Friend comes before relatives.
!!!!!!!!!!! (QB)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dost Tumhari Girl freind ka phone aaya tha"
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Keh rahi thi
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Koi pathar se na mare mere dewane ko
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Bomb ka zamana hai...URRA do saleY ko...! ;->
Larkion k haath mei mehandi achi lgti hy...
Aur
Larkon k haath me
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mehandi wly haath...:-)
A Girls Eye Is Faster den Google,
in Serchin A Handsome Boy In A Crowd..

But A Boys Heart Is Slower den Turtle in Forgetting a Girl whom he Loved..
May the beauty
Of deepavali season
Fill your home with
Happiness,
And may the coming year
Provide you with all
That bring you joy!

wish You a Very Happy Deepavali…!
Main aasha karta hun
Ki iss diwali ke sunder mauke pe,
Diwali ki aloakik Prakaash se,
Tumhare dimaag main kuch ujala ho..
Aur tum insaano jaisi vyavhaar karna shuru kardo..
Happy Diwali 2011
with gleam of Diyas

And the Echo of the Chants

May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life

wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!
Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy wedding Anniversary.
HAPPY NEw YEAR
Receive my simple gift of LOVE
wrapped with SINCERITY
Tied with CARE &
Sealed with BLESSINGS
2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long.
HAPPY NEw YEAR….
A husband gifted his wife a diamond necklace

and she didn’t talk to him for a month!!

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Because that was the DEAL ..!
American: Can U swim?

Pathan: No

American: Dog is Better den u

bcz It Swims

Pathan: Can u swim?

American: Yes

Pathan: then whats the Difference between u & Dog.