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Jun, 14 2011     309 chars (2 sms)     2508 views       Anniversary

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"Ego" is the only requirement to destroy any relation...So be the bigger person , skip the "e" and let it "go' :)
Teacher to papu: tumhare Papa kya karte hai?
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Jo meri Mummy Kahti hai
I LOVE U Are Words Just Three,
Which Mean So Much On Our ANNIVERSARY.
So This Is What I Want To Say,
Live In My Heart N There 4 Ever Stay!
How true my feelings were
I found out to be The best thing
in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband),
For the years we share I know one
thing for sure We make a wonderful pair
'Short Lines for long life:


''Choose a best person like a mirror,


because when u cry, it never laughs....!'
Marriage is that relation b/w
man & woman in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation is Reciprocal”.
Best wishes on Wedding Anniversary.
Wo Keh K Chaley K Ab Hum Sirf
Tmhary Khwabon Me Aengy "PAppu",,,


Light ki wAjA sE Neend He Nhi Aati,
KhuwAb KyA "KAddu" Aayen gy... ;->
Husband- Ek writer ne likha hai ki "Shohar ko bhi ghar ke mamlo mein bolne ka haq hona chaahiye..."
Wife- Woh bechaara bhi dekho likh hi paya, Bol Nahi Saka.!
Most interesting lines on T shirt of a girl,
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Exuse me!
My face is above..... =P ;->
TEACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense
Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,
PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi
Use Hua Ho
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SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH
NO ENTRY .... =P =D
Pathan K Mobile P Raat 2 Baje Phone Aya:
Aap So To Nahi Rahy Thy

Pathan Ghussey Me Bola:

Khabees Ka Bachcha..

Zarori Nahi K

Har Pathan Chowkidaar Ho
s haqeekat ko na honay dena logon py ayaan mohsin,,

k teri chahato''n sy chalti hain meri saansain...