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Zalil honay Ka Sub Se Asan Tarika...!

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Zalil Honey Ka Kitna Shok Hai K Tarika dhonda Jaraha Hai...!! :P
Jab ap pAidA huEy tAb, aAkAsh sE phOoL bArsE,
PariyOn nE jAshAn kiA,
GhEe k diyE jaLayE,
Aur bole
CHALO CHuTKARA TO MILA,
AB DuNYA WAALE BHuGTAINGE... ;->
My Eyes – Miss u





My Feelings – Loves u





My Mind – Calls u




My Life Is u






I’ll Die Widout u



I love u





“Aisa Tumhari Girl Friend Mujhe Bholti Hai.”
SambhaaLoo us ko..... :P
God Is So Wise That he Created Friendz
Without a Price Tag Coz If He Did Then I
CouLd Not Afford u Coz...

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5 Or 10 Paisey K Sikkey aaj KaL kahan MiLtey hain yaar..
Pehle chitthi k badle taar aata tha,

ek bulave pe mera yaar aata tha.

Ab padh kar delete karte hai mere sms ko,

kabhi har SmS ka jawab aata tha.
AYE KAAAASH....!
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K TuM.....
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MARASI HOTAY TO MAIN TuM KO APNI SHADI PAR
DHOL BAJANAY K LIYE BHuLATA
Your account has been recharged successfully by rs. 1490.74.
Your account bal is 1601.98!
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haha Chehera To Dekho, Jaise Bandar Ko Kela Mil Gaya!
Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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Aap Ki X-Ray Report Aa Gayi Hy
Dekh Len


















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Ghabrane Ki Baat Nahi Hai
Bus Aap K Andar Ek Keera Hai
Jo Aap Ko Msg Nahi Kerne Deta ;->
Ek Kabotar




Itna ura





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Buhat upar gaya





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Bus Ab nazar
Nai a raha apna kaam kro,
Kal Dhondin gay.
1 din bandar bola: Maa meri dulhan kon he plz meri shaadi karwaado

Maa boli: dekh teri dulhan SmS parh rahi he.
Agar parh k muskrae to shaadi paki... :-D

A
Camel
cow &
a Donkey
discusing who is the best

Camel:
i help in moving heavy loads

cow:
i give milk




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Kuch to bol yar
teri izzat ka sawal ha...