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kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena...
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya kero..
raat se mere sms parh ker sharm nai ati...
kabhi khu bhi sms kya kero....
This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...
try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...
one more time...hey don"t force it ugly!!!
Mere mehboob k hoont gulabi aur aankh nashely,
par kya karon khusra khusra hi hota hai
i think tum zindgi main kafi aagay jao gay
aagay say aagay barthay chalay jao gay
quen k jahaan b jao gay gay
loag kahain chal chal agay ho.
Those beautiful eyes,
that incredible body,
such a brain,
a sexy mouth,
nice smile ....
but that is enough about me,
tell me how you are?
3 tips to break a miror:
1. pathar mar ker tod do.
2. utha ke neechay phainko.
3. sheesha ke saamne khare ho ker muskurao.
Mujhay yaqeen hai ke 3 wala tumhare liye ziada mufeed hai.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I"m going to mine.
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from the condom
factory.
It"s better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open
your mouth and prove it.
Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
I"d love to ask how old you are,
but unfortunately I know you can"t count that high.