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School is my Temple

teachers r my god

Study is my aim

And Abhishek is my name......

Students Ka Almmiya

At The Time Of Exam Preprtion

A V Ho Gya > A V Ho Gya > A V Ho Gya >

After Paper: A Ki Ho Gya ;-(

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teacher: What Is Chemical Formula For Water?

John: H I J K L M N O

teacher: What Are You Talking?

John To teacher: Yesterday You Told It Is H to O

Teacher : kisi aisi jgha ka name

teacher : kisi aisi jgha ka name
btao jha bht sary log ho phir b ap
akely feel karty ho..
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Student : examination hall .
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Alone
_/ \_ .....students rock teacher shoc

Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend

teacher -
Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend,
kashti me doob rahe ho to tum kise
bachaoge..? .
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Student – Marne do dono ko.!
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Student- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein
kar kya rhe the

Pakistani And American

Pakistani And American
A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School.
teacher : Whats Your Name ?
Boy : Ahmad
teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today.
Boy Went Home. Mom Asked:
How Was The Day Ahmad.
Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny.
Mom & Dad Both Got Offended And Beat Him Up.
Next Day He Was Back To School, All Bruised.
teacher :What Happend Johnny?
Boy : Maam, Just 4 Hours After I Became American, I Was Attacked By Two Pakistanis!

pathan in urdu

teacher: Translate into Urdu.

"She is Kidding"

Pathan: Woh Bachay Day Rahi Hai.

Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo

teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo
"Mun mai pani ana"
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Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia

ejaad main farq

teacher:
Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad mein kya farq hy?

Student:
Mere baap ne meri maa ko Daryaft kya aur phr dono ne mil kr mujhy Ejad kya

Sardar rocks

Examiner: Tell Me The Name Of This Bird By Seeing Its Legs Only? Sardar: I Don’T Know. Examiner: You are Failed, What’S Your Name? Sardar: See My Legs & Tell My Name .
teacher Shocked sardar Rocks.

Santa Banta

Santa: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.

Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy

teacher:
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,

Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.. ;)
teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
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Pathan:

Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti :-)

teacher shocked… :

Pathan

Ak pathan Techer class ma prha rha tha to ak bachey ki jaheb ma NASWAAR nazer agye teacher ne gussey se Kha Yeh kya h Bachey na kha yeh naswaar h ma abo k lye lee kar jaa rha to daer hu gye to ma ne kha school Agyo
Techer ne kya kuch nye huta
PAA SAWEE TAH MAAZA AWEE
Chlo khair h ma b daal leeta hu

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