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Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife Apnay hsbnd Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti?


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Ans-SHANTI
WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi socha Hai
K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?''''

HUSBAND: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi socha...!
Sub se slow baat karne ka guines world record kiske pas hy..?



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Ni pta.?.




"ALTAF BHAI."

1 min mei sirf 3 word bolta hy ;->
Beth Kar Tanha Yeh sochta Hun

"WasSI"
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Khatam Ho Gai Zindagi Par Bachi Koi Na Phasi... =P ;->
Friend 2 Sheikh:
Muje apni ring de do main ring ko
dekh k tumhay yaad karu ga

Sheikh:
Tum ye soch k muje yaad kr lena
k mene ring mangi thi or usne nahi di.
Agr spiderman PAKISTAN mai bnti
to us ka nam kya hota...
Zra socho



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"JAALAY wala GUJJAR" :-D
SMS Packages band hony per 4 log bohat khush hongay.

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1. Faraz


2. Pathan


3. Sardar


4. Aap Samajh To Gaye Hongay. :-)
Museebat Main Ho to Kabhi Ye Na socho k Konsa Dost Kaam Aayega...
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Balkay
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Ye socho K...

Ab Konsa Dost AUQAAT Dikhayega....!
Kid: maa mujhe bhai chahiye.

Maa: Beta tmhare Abbu Dubai gae hue hain, woh ajaen phr sochengay..

Kid: Maa, Q na hum unhain Surprise dain...
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Khilaaf Hum Nay
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Banany Ka socha
Hai. U R Requested
2 Join Us
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"Soda Water" ;->
Pathan In Crore-Pati



Amitabh : '' 9 0'' se pehly kia
aata hy ... ??

Pathan kaafi dair
sochny k baad bola

















Ayesha Manzil .. =P ;)
Islamiyat Ka Teacher Bachon Se:


Batao Woh Konsa Amal Hai, Jis Se Saray Gunah Muaf Ho Jatay Hain?


Class Main Khamoshi,
Sab Bachay sochne Lagy.

Phir Ek Bacha Hath Khara Kar K Bolta Hai.


Sir, "N.R.O" :-)