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Wife: Chiragh Le Kar Bhi Dhondo Gy.

Tab Bhi Puri Dunya Main Mujh Jesi Biwi Nahi milegi.



Husband: Tumne Kese soch Liya K.

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Dosri Baar Bhi Tumhary Jesi Biwi He Dhondonga. :-)


Hockey Aur Cricket Main Kiya Faraq Hai?

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sochoo...

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Nahi Pata?

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Hockey Main Pakistan Ek Ghanta Zaleel Hota Hai.
Aur Cricket Main Poora Din.
Ab Aaya Samajh Main?

Hum Aise Dost Hain Aap K

Jisko Dekho to Khuwab

socho to Khayal

Mehsoos Karo to Khushbu

Aazmao to Sacha Dost

Or

Bhool Jao to Aapki Aisi ki Taisi. :-)

Ek SAwAL hy Or IsNe MujhE b0hAt sochNe pE MAjb00r kiA huA hy..




PatA nAhi TuMhEiN Bhi atA hogA k nAhi..??





LEkiN Phir Bhi itNi EducAtioN Li hy t0 TuMhEiN t0 pAtA honA ChAhiyE..



MujhE bAs Us kA jAwAb dE do..




SawAL ziAdA MuShkiL nAhi hy..





LEkiN ziAdA asAn Bhi nAhi hy..






SawAL yE hy k..




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JAb

MurGhi

AndA

FrEE

Me

DEti hy..??

To BAzAAr

Me

Rs.6

Ka

Q

BiktA

Hy...? =P ;->

Indian Cricket Team
AUR
Toilet mai
Kya similarity Hai ?

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Nahi Pata

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socho?

Think

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Simple Yaar
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"Dhoni" Yaha Bhi hai
aur
"Dhoni" Vaha Bhi Hai.

Sania Mirza aur Shoiab Malik Ki
Mangni Se Kya Sabit Hota Hai?

socho.


Nahi Pata?

Ab

India

Pakistan Ka Saala Hai. :-)

Shoaib malik sania mirza se shadi kr k pakistan la raha hai..

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mein b soch raha hun k ab katrina ko b ly aaon... ;->

Twice h0liday in A Week Applied bY Pak Govt 4 Saving 4000 M.W light.

Bt i hAve a Mega Project.

Q Na Pora saAL Chutian Kr k 192000 M.W Light sAve Ki jAye.

Export Bhi Kr Sktay hYn.

Now You Are Thinking.

Kya Chabli Mari Mainay.

Per Ay socho Shro KinNay KitTi?


ungliya aj b ese soch me gum ha Faraz

us ne kese naye hath ko thama hoga!!!!!!!


Main Ne Yeh soch Ker Tasbhi He Tor Di Faraz.....!

Kia Gin Gin Ker Mango Us Se Jo Behisab Deta Hai.....



Mein ne socha tha k bante ga wo dukh dard Faraz

us ne to itna bhina poocha k udaas kyun ho


Wo tu milta hy mujhse mehdood se lamhon me Fraz

Yeh DIL hy kitni fursat se sochta hy usay