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Ek pedh pe do kabootar,


Ab who kha kar
rahe the??


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Nahi pata
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Flytter fluter..............;->
chandni raat main sone se pehle.

khawbon ki dunia mein khone se pehle.

maine socha tumhe yaad dil doon.

maine socha tumhe ehsas dild doon

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susu kar k sona.
Main Usay Yaad Karti Hoon
Jisay Soochti Hoon
Woh Mughay Yaad Karta Hai
Jisay Main sochty Hoon

Main Kisay sochty Hoon
Yeh To Mughay Bhi Nahin Pata
There is a ruler named Aman Singh who is a playboy. He decides to have only women in his city and that too, under the name "Shanti Devi."

To bolo Aman Singh ke city ka anthem kya hai?!

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socho, socho!!

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-Nahin pata... arey zor daalo na!

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"yeh sheher hai AMAN ka... yahan ki fiza hai nirali... yahan pe sab SHANTI SHANTI hai"
Which is the only woman to have crossed the seven seas on foot!!!


socho, socho!!!



Divya Bharti!

Saath samundar paar main tere peeche peeche aa gayi!
Aap ki kanjoosi humare dil
ko bha gai
humain bhi apney balance ki qadar aa gai
socha ab aap ko message na karain
magar kambakhat dosti humain yaad aa gai... ;->
A hUnt3r shoOts At tiGer,bUt SRK DIES.Y????


sochO sochO...
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AreY jAn|X

tiGer wAs wAtchin climAx of DEVDAS
When apple is green it is ready 2 pluck n when a girl is 18 she is ready to get a...
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SHINAKHATI CARD
Hamaisha ghalat hi sochna..
after making saawariya, wat change did sanjay leela bhansali''s life go thru???



socho



cOme on ur close!!



yes!!
he is nOw knOwn as sAnjAy NEELA bhAnsAli!!
Ek baar ek cyclewala doodh ki kitli lekar ja raha rehta hai! Aur jate jate use rasste main bahut traffic lagta hai, thoda time hone ke baad woh kitli main se saara doodh pee leta hai!!!!!!! Kyun?
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Are thoda aur socho!
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Nahi jam raha ,
chalo thik hai main hi bata deta hun!!!!!!!
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Kyun ki peeche se saare vehicles .....
Pee Pee Pee karte hai , Isliye woh saara doodh pee jata hai
Agar kisi ki maa ke paas bohot daulat hai to use kya kahoge???



socho....



maa badaulat!
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