soch SMS Messages762 messages

Q:- Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain.
Kajol chali gayi, par
Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon?? think harder...



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dimag hai?? socho socho.......

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Ans:-Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhorne aaya tha..ha ha ha
Latest Shaytan Ki 4 Nishanian . . .

1. Haath Me Mobile Ho Ga





2. Angutha Button Par Ho Ga





3. Msg Parh KeR Hanse Ga





4. Phr soche Ga Kis Ko Frwrd Karun . . . ;->
Garmi Ka Bas Ek Hi Faeda Hai












Kia










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Kuch socha

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Sardi Nahi Lagti ;->
Ek Doctor Apni Beti Ki Shaadi Kis Se Karega. . .?








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Thora aur socho







COMMANDER SAFEGUARD Se





Kyun k yehi Hai Doctoron Ki awaleen Pasand ;->
Is A male or female????

















socho





socho


Female
















Why?







Bcoz




A kya bolti tu...? ;->
Whats the common thing between "kabhi alvida na kehna"
"jhoom brabar jhoom" and
"kuch kuch hota hai"???
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THEY ARE ALL MOVIES.....!!! ;->
Raat Bhar Wo i Nhi

Hum Hila Hila Ker So
Gaye;




Jo i Nhi Light Thi,



Aor






Jo Hila Rahay Thy Wo
Pankha Tha,



Tum bi na yar kya kya
sochtay ho?
PLz muje samajne ki
KOshish KrO

Muje mat tang kro,
Muje akela chOrdo,
Muje tumse koi taluq
nai raKhna,

Par ye dil rat bhar tumko hi sochta ha,






SOne do mujko mat aO yahan*







EK sardar ne macher se faryad ki
PLz muje samajne ki
KOshish KrO

Muje mat tang kro,
Muje akela chOrdo,
Muje tumse koi taluq
nai raKhna,

Par ye dil rat bhar tumko hi sochta ha,






SOne do mujko mat aO yahan*







EK sardar ne macher se faryad ki*
Subha
SMS


Shaam
SMS


Din me
SMS


Raat me
SMS


Ghar me
SMS


Office me
SMS


Jeena
SMS


Marna
SMS
Akhir kya he ye SMS??




S = SUB
M= MIL ker
S = sochO:-)
when u give a flower to gilrz so rection in nation

Japniess: pass rakh k muskuria gi

Austrilan: pyar bhari nazar se dekhe gi

Kiwi: tumhare gal pe kiss kere gi

Indian: guldan mai saje gi

pakistani: soche gi kash yeh gobi ka phool hota
raat ko aalo(potato) milla k saag banati ;->
Paper Aur Thaper mEin kya fark Hai?






Think think...






I know u can Think this,







Abbey





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