soch SMS Messages762 messages

Sardi ka ek Faida hai..
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socho khy.?
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kya sosh rahe ho..??
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Bus ek hi Faida hai..!!
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So simple


Garmi nhi lagti.
thought of the day

kabi yeh mut socho k tmhare girlfrd ne tmhey kitna romantic sms bheja hey.


hamesha socho usey kis ney bheja hey.

SmS KinG
Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki,

Har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai,

sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du,


Kambaqt bill bohat aata hai.->
Larkiyan shalwar k neechy
kiya penanti hain?


sochO




AUR sochO



GUESS?




Phir sochO..




Inta Ajeeb to mat
sochO,





Pagal na bano




"chappal pehnti hain"
Teacher:soch aur vehem me khy fark hai?




Student:Aap ki beti sexy hai
ye hamari soch hai lekin,



Wo hamare hath se bach jaye gi



ye Aapka vehem hai..->?
Aisi kon si cheez hai jo
WOMAN main aagay hoti
hai,

aur COW main peche?
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It''s"w"
W-WOMAN
COW-W
Her waqt ghalat na socha kero.
Aik Elephant agar
Nangey Aadmi ko
dekhay ga to kha
sochay ga?

Nahi Pata?
Ye hi k..

ye Aadmi iti si soond se paani kesay pita hoga..?
ha ha ha ha ha r
Nangey Aadmi ko
dekhay ga to kha
sochay ga?

Nahi Pata?
Ye hi k..

ye Aadmi iti si soond se paani kesay pita hoga..?
ha ha ha ha ha
Once during the tea break between india and pakistan match....
Afridi wanted biscuits wid his tea...
Inspite of asking Sachin for the biscuits who was close by to the biscuits plate... He called Inzy who was standin far away....
why so...?







socho.....








socho socho.........









coz "HAQ SE MANGO PRIYA GOLD"... ;-
Dhoka mila jab bhi Pyar main
Zindagi main Udasi Chha gayi
socha tha Chhor Denge is raah ko
Kambakht Phir Ek New number se Misscall agayi... !!
Zara socho yar SMS
receive karne ke
paise lagte to kya
hota?
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Kuchh log MERE
MURDER KA PLAN bana
chuke hote!
Jiss Train Mai Pyari Pyari Larkiyaan Safar Kar Rahi Hon..

Us Train Ko Kya Kahein Gaye ??


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socho

Its Simple Yaar


" MAAL GARRI "

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Ek Baar Haath Se Choot Jaye''n
Tou Wapis Nahi Aate
Is Liye Main sochta Hoon
K






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Apne Paas Hii Rakh Loon'''' ;->