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Ab Muskura kar soch raha hai Kiss ko Send karu?
Many many HAPPY Returns of the Day 2 u

Dekha tum ne kya socha tha..?

ap nahi bataoge to mujhe pata nahi lage

ga ki aaj
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ANIMALS DAY HA
aap kahin bohat zarori kaam say ja rahay hain lakin achanak apk rastay main aik kali billi aa jay tu iska kia matlab hai?
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sochain ahi aur sochain
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aray bhaee osay bhi koee zaroori kaam hoga isliay tu kahin ja rahi hai :)
Mein tumko Chand kehdu magar usme Daag hai,Suraj kehdu usme to Aag hai,socha aapko Bandar keh Dun

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uss kambakhat me Bhi "Dimaag" hai
Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath...
Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho
Jis TRAIN mai
SUNDAR-SUNDAR
LARKIYA safar kar
rahi ho us TRAIN
ko kya kahoge.?

socho!!!

its simple yaar..




























"MAAL GARI"
Jis TRAIN mai
SUNDAR-SUNDAR
LARKIYA safar kar
rahi ho us TRAIN
ko kya kahoge.?

socho!!!

its simple yaar..




























"MAAL GARI"
Q: Agar William Shakespeare Hyderabad me paida hua hota to uska kya naam hota?
socho socho…..
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Ans: Wali Miya Sheikh Peer…
Name The Animal Which Is Exactly Like Dog But Wakls On Three Legs ..??


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Itna Bhi Nahi Pata ...

LANGRA KUUTA
pata hai GABBAR ne thakur ke haath kyo kaate the?
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kyo?
socho?
socho?
kyonki?
kyonki thakur GABBAR ko SMS nahi karta tha!!!
AB TERA KYA HOGA RE KALIYA.......
Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath...
Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai?
Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho.....

Hont Se Hont Milay Tou Kia Hota Hai.........????































socho......????





















Nahi Pata....!!!!
















Uff Kitni Gandi soch Hai Tumhari
Kuch Nahi Bas Muunh Band Hota Hai......... ;->