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Mummy Dady and Baby sitting Together,

.

Q?

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Taa K
Mummy Dady se,
Dady Baby se,
Baby Mummy se,
Dady Mummy se,
Baby Dady se,

ZONG k Baghair Bhi Baat Kar saken. :-)
Mummy Dady and Baby sitting Together,

.

Q?

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Taa K
Mummy Dady se,
Dady Baby se,
Baby Mummy se,
Dady Mummy se,
Baby Dady se,

ZONG k Baghair Bhi Baat Kar saken. :-)
The Most Wacky Definition of High Heels:

A Device Invented for short Height Women,

Who Were Fed Up By
Constantly Being Kissed
On the Forehead. :-)
Man: Doctor my Wife Recently has Lost her voice.

What should I do to help her to Get it back?









Doctor: Try to come home at 3 in the Morning.
Impressive quote..


"Zruri nahi k agr aap ki shakal yateemo
jaisi hai to aap ko accha rishta nahi mil skta"





sHOAIB MALIK
An ailing grandmother is talking to her favourite granddaughter.

"Dori,I''m old n weak,
n I know that the time for me to leave is near.
I want u to inherit my farm,
includin the barn,the villa,the tractors,the farmhouse,all the livestock."

"Wow, Thank u so much,Grandma!
I didnt know u even HAD a farm.
where is it?"
grandma replied,
"You can find it on my Facebook account.
Just click on Farmvil after login in
password: just4dori.. =P ;->
New student Remix Of Amplifier:

KaAliyan bariyan we paper nu me laawa,
speed me 220 di likhaan,
Teacher de saamne me nai rukda,
Em a night writer,
Rem0vAan maAr mar paper nu chehk kad da,
sarey bchey takde we ki hogaya,
Lagda we aj mera paper hogaya,
Un nu me puchda,
Ni paper sada le ja ni jattiye,
Ni dur isey le ja we ariye,
Ni teacher tu meri, meri, Mein tera student dent.
A sweet demand by a kid.

He was beaten up by his mom.

Dad askd what happnd son?

kid said i cant adjust with ur wife anymore,

i want my own
IMPORTANCE OF PERCENTAGE

BOY-tumhare 12th me kitney percentage the?
GIRL-97%

BOY-Baap re
Itney me to kisi gareeb k 2 bacche pass ho jate
A mathmatical question!

36 + 30 + 38 =???


Ans?


104



no yar

once again

36 + 30 + 38 = Bhabi



confused???


Yar apni sania bhabi. :-)}
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Bandy Da Puttar Ban.

Nargis Da Na Ban. :-)
A prisoner was about to be executed.
Just before his execution the officer
asked him about his any last request
he said

I want to update my facebook status:D