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Happy Married Life Is
Defined As ...

"Yet To Be seen"

The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...

"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->

raks kerti hy gard

Raks Kerti Hy
Gardish-e-Dauran

Dar Khuley Hyn
sharab Khano''n K

Chai Peeney Ko Ab
Kahan Jaye''n

Band Hotel Huey
Pathano''n k ... ;->

dad tumharay unfit

Dad Tumharay Un-Fit. . .

Mom Tumhari submit. . .

Wahan Doctor Tha
Miss-FIT. .

Isi Liay To Hr Koi Tumhain Dekh Kr Bolta Hai
"O" shit"

do u knw wat is diff

Do U Knw Wat Is Diffrnce

Between Radio Nd Akhbar?

simple
Janix

Akhbaar ME Hum Rotyaan Bech skte Nd Radio Mai Ni;->

2009 is coming w

2009 Is Coming

Wish U A Very
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Valentine''s Day
Basant
23rd March
14 August
Eid Ul Fitr
Eid ul Azha
Frndship Day
Mother, Father
Dadi, Dada
Nana, Nani
Children''s Day
Happy B''day
365 Gud Mornings
Aftr Noons, Evenings''
& Nights

Roz Roz Ka Drama Nhi
Hota Mujh se
Ab Pura saal Mat Kehna
Msg Nhi Kia ... ;->

adnan sami ko indian

Adnan sAmi kO inDian Girlz nE mEhndi k moqA peR KHoOb bjaya
.
.
.
bEcO-z
.
.
.

hE sAng A sOng

"zara Dholki bJao Gorioo"

::sms GAmblr::

teacher zinda rehne

Teacher: Zinda rehne k
liye kia cheez zaruri
hy ???

student:
Zinda rehne k liye teri
qasam ...
Ek mulaqat zaruri hy
sanam ... ;->

whn v drink v get

Whn V Drink
V Get Drunk
Whn V Get Drunk
V Fall Asleep
Whn V Fall Asleep
V Comit No sin
Whn V Comit No sin
V Go 2 Heaven

so

Lets All Get Drunk &
Go 2 Heaven

koshish karien k woh

Koshish karien k woh sMs bheja karain jo hamien pasand hoon..
ab aap hamari pasand poochien gay..
To hamien EAsY LOAD walay sMs bht pasand hain.

ab pesh hai bushb

Ab Pesh Hai BUsH..

Joota Munh Par Nahi Laga To Kya Huwa BUsH..

Jurrat Dekh Ke Ik Jawan Ki,

saare Musalman Huwe Hain Khush.. :p :d :-)

haulay haulay se lar

HauLay HauLay sE Larki Patti Hai.

HauLay HauLay sE Apni Lagti Hai..

HauLay HauLay Phir supPLy Lagti Hai.

Haommmm !!!

Tu sabr TO Kr mErAy yaAr.

sUpPLy hO yA LarkI kA pYar.

Tu ghAr nA bTAien mEraY yaAR.

WarNA CHamri hO jAyE gI LaAL

HauLay HauLay Tu hO jAyE gA Pass "O BaLiya"

HauLay HauLay Ho jAye GA paAss.

::sMs G@MBlr::

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