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y do we have to learn dis?

In maths class

stdnt: Y do we have to learn dis?
Teachr:To save lives
stdnt:How does math save lives?
Teachr:It keeps idiots like u out of medical college!

y do we have to learn dis?

In maths class

stdnt: Y do we have to learn dis?
Teachr:To save lives
stdnt:How does math save lives?
Teachr:It keeps idiots like u out of medical college!

Pakistanio k karname tum kia jano..

Pakistanio k karname tum kia jano...

"papPu"

Ye tou catch chorne ki bhi HAT-TRICK karte hain... ;->

PaKi RocKs. . . B-)

altaf hussains political can be destroyed

How Altaf hUssain''s Political Can Be Destroyed?
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Don''t pIck uP The Phone.

khaansi ka elaaj

Khaansi Ka Elaaj

Balghum Nikaley Bagher Nahi Ho sakta

Balghum se Nijaat k Liye

subha shaam

7 Baar

Khyber

Pukkhtoon Khwaaah

Pukkhtoon Khwaaaah

Bole''n

Balghum Nikla Jaye Ga . . . =P ;)

khaansi ka elaaj

Khaansi Ka Elaaj

Balghum Nikaley Bagher Nahi Ho sakta

Balghum se Nijaat k Liye

subha shaam

7 Baar

Khyber

Pukkhtoon Khwaaah

Pukkhtoon Khwaaaah

Bole''n

Balghum Nikla Jaye Ga . . . =P ;)

height of shame

Height of shame :

A girl with her face covered on a bus stop

A man on a bike stops and says: chalti hai kya ??

Girl replies
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Papa mein hoon.

Luv never dies..

Luv never dies..
It remains forever
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forever
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forever
&
forever..
Only partner changes.. ;-)
so keep loving d latest one ;-)

love inspires envy

Love inspires Envy.

Envy endangers spite.

spite spawns Fallacies.

Neechay to aisey dekh rahe ho jaisey oopar ka sab samajh aa gaya ;-)

teacher ne pucha bacho ye batao

Teacher ne Pucha
Bacho ye batao,
Jo log galat kaam karte hai,

Wo kaha jaate hai.
sharmate huwe 1 ladki boli
sir wo log
"ROsE GARDEN"jaate hai

raja pervaiz ashraf

Raja Pervaiz Ashraf:
Yaar mujhey Mother''s Day pe koi Message nhi aaya?
secretary: sir, Pakistan me jub Light jati hai,
Log aap ki Maa ko hi yaad kertey hain :D

18 sal ki larki jhuk kr salam kry

Agr apko 18 sal ki larki jhuk kr salam kry to apko uski kya chez nazr ayegi?

Us ki achi tarbiat..

Bhai hath j0rta h0n kbi to sahi s0cha kro =P ;->

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