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Mere sath chalo gi

BOY:"Mere sath chalo gi?"

GIRL:"Kahan?"

BOY:"Jahan tum khao wahan?"

GIRL:"OK.
9.0 chalte hain?"

BOY: Qasam se
Baji
Yahan tu mazzaq krna bhi azzaab hai...

GOLDEN WoRDS

GOLDEN WoRDs

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Gold k thay na.
Chori ho Ge.
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<))>
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Funny Quote on a married

Funny Quote on a married guy''s T-shirt.
All Women Are

Devils &

I Married Their Queen. :-)

amir khan ne 3 idiots

Amir Khan ne
3 IDIOTs mai Table pr Delivery Kr K Konsa Karnama Kardiya!!
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Hum Pakistaniyo Ne Tu Rickshay Mai Delivery Kar Dali... =P

GEO PAKIsTANI ;)

id like to buy som dog food

man:I''d like to buy som dog food

salesman: do u''ve dog?

Man:Yes

sale:Wr?

Man:home

sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.store policy

next day

man:do u''ve cat food?

sale:whr''s cat?

Man:home

sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat

3day man walks in wid bag

sale:Wts in bag?

Man: put ur hand in

sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?

Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->

Ye Watan Humara Hai...

Ye Watan Humara Hai...

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Tum Ho Khamakhwah is Mai. :-

Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Main Jam Hathon Main Utha Liya.

Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Main Jam Hathon Main Utha Liya.
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Phir Uthai Bread Lagaya Jam Or fatafat Kha lia. :-)

I am doing candle lite

I am doing candle lite. . . . .
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Poti !

"Geo WAPDA sada Geo"

dhoni yaha bhi hai

Indian Cricket Team
AUR
Toilet mai
Kya similarity Hai ?

?

Nahi Pata

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socho?

Think

?

simple Yaar
?
"Dhoni" Yaha Bhi hai
aur
"Dhoni" Vaha Bhi Hai.

girls remove their sandals

Heart Of Boys are Like a Temple !!

Holy
Truthful
Pure

That''s Why

When Boys say.
''I Love You''.

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Girls Remove Their sandals.

Padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai

Padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai?
ek
shauk se
aur
ek khauf se
shauk hume he nahi
aur
Khauf to hame
kisi ka bhi nahi he

To Jiyo bindas...

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:

Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha,
Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.

Aur Bola:

Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon

Aur

Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. :-)

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