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Hockey Aur Cricket Main Kiya Faraq Hai?

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sochoo...

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Nahi Pata?

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Hockey Main Pakistan Ek Ghanta Zaleel Hota Hai.
Aur Cricket Main Poora Din.
Ab Aaya samajh Main?
Mere Ghar K samne se Bhagi
Ek GHODI

Wah Wah

Mere Ghar K samne se Bhagi
Ek GHODI

Wah Wah


Fir Bhage Tum

Aur

''RAB NE BANA DI JODI''
Read
Is Dafa 3-jan-2010
Per Date Kuch istarah Ho Gi.





1 Larki Meray sath Front Per Hogi,

Or Baqi Teen Back saeat Per Hon Gi.
Amazing Na..

This Wll Never Happen Again In Life,



BecOZ soon They Will Get Married.;->


so Don''t Jealous.


MIss:Agr Lion ki jga kutta jungle
ka badshah hota
to jungle ka kia haal hota . . ?



sachi muhabbat kya hay?

Jb teri mehboba ki naak beh rahi ho
or tu usy chaat ly

or tujhy uska zaiqa rafhan custerd
jesa lgy to samjh lena

mery dost that u r in LOVE...
1 Dafa 1 molvi movie dekh raha tha.

Doosra admi:molvi sab ap nay tu kaha tha
k ap movie nai dekhtay.


Molvi:mai is ko nafrat ki nigah say dekh raha hon...:-)
Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha:
Tum chhat se Q latak rahe ho?

pagal:
Main aik bulb hoon

Doctor:
Tum jal Q nahi rahe?

Pagal:
bewakof ye pakistan hai light gai hui hai.
Hum ne tum ko captain banaya team ka, samajhdar samajh ker
"sHAHID...!"

tum to ball he khaa gaye naswaar samajh ker...!!
This is 4 Boom Boom Afridi... ;->
Afridi ne Boll chaba k de dia Is bat ka saboot!
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Colgate banaey,
masoorhe sehet mand or Dant mazboot! ;->
KAsHMEER Hamara Hai Aur Hamara Rahe Ga Hum Use Jeete Ji Aazad.?




Nahi

Hone Denge

Q
k

Agar Kashmeer Aazad Ho Gya To

5Feb Ki Chuti To Gayi Na Hath se.. ;->
source of Vitamin
"Cricket balls are a rich source of Vitamin A, B, C, D & E.

I chew them regularly to stay fit"

-shahid Afridi
Jab Question Paper Ho Out of Control.
Answer sheet Ko Kar K Fold.

Aero-plane Bana K Bol!
All Will Fail!

student Kya Jaane Result ka Kya Hoga?
Marks Milengi Ya Zero Pe Tie Hoga?

To Girlfriend Ghuma.
Paise Urra...
Paise Urraa K Bol!

Papa All Is Well!