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way gujra way way gujra way.

Nargis ne ek school mai urdu teaching start ki aur 1st day hi us ko nikal diya
Nargis to students: parho
Alif, bay, pay, tay
way gujra way way gujra way.

Muhabbat Andhi Hoti Hai Pagal

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Kuch Nazar Aaya?

Nahi?

Muhabbat Andhi Hoti Hai Pagal.
Nazar Nahi Aati. :-)

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay.

Arz Kya Hai:

saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay.

Ghor Kijiye Ga.

saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay

Nahi Tay.

Photo Deewar Tay Tangi Hovay. :-)

~William Innocent Nargis.

Larky ki Izzat Mitti Main Mil Jati Hai,
Jab Koi Larki Usey sar-e-Aam Tamacha Maar dey.

Magar Ladki ki Izzat Aur Nazuk Hoti Hai.
Uske Liye sar-e-Aam Chumna Kaafi Hai!

~William Innocent Nargis.

Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai

Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.

Wah Wah!

Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.

Khud Paad Maar K Kehte Hain,
Ye Badbu Kahan se Aarahi Hai. :-)

Agar Larkian BHi Masjid me namaz ParHne ati

Agar Larkian BHi Masjid me namaz ParHne ati
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To sub LaRke 5 waqt namazi Hote . .=P;-)

(Bolo Hote na)

Human beings r soluble in water.

A man jumped into the sea n never came out.
2nd man also jumped in,

he ws drowned too.
Panjabi scientist wrote da conclusion:

Human beings r soluble in water.!

"DaDa Ye To Us Se B Udham Hai''

Boy:
Tere lye mere dil mai thora thora gham hai...

Girl: Aagay?

Boy: Lekin jb teri behan ko dekha to dil ne kaha

"DaDa Ye To Us se B Udham Hai"... =P ;->

Mat Nikalo Mera Janaza Uski Gali Se

Mat Nikalo Mera Janaza Uski Gali se "pAppu"
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Warna Uska Baap Kahega..
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sala Marte Marte B Ek Chakar Laga Gaya... ;->

why u r so intelligent?

"Think"
Why u r so sweet?
Why u r so intelligent?
Why u r so innocent?
Why u r so lucky?

Ab hum se salaam duaa ka kuch tu asar ho ga na ... =P ;->

sony tv ki cid team

Pakistan investigatios aur scotland
Yard ki nakami k baad Banazir Bhutto
murder case ab sony t.v ki CID team
ko de dia gaya hy,

Umeed hy k
Ab ye case ek ghante mein hal ho jaye ga ... ;->

Arrange Marriage vs love marriage

Arrange Marriage:

5,00,000 shadi Par.

1,00,000 Haq Meher.
Aur
shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000

shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000

Yani shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667

1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778

Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963

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Ufff! Tauba Tauba.

Love Marriage:

sirf 120 Rupay Ka stamp Paper.

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A Massege From: The students Of Accounting & Finance.

Invest at Your Own Risk.

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