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Pakistani m0vies Fl0p Q h0ti hYn?













Bec0z j0 Act0r Hain Wo Hak0mat sanmbhal k Bethay hYn.
Definition for Human being:

A creature that cuts trees

,makes papers and writes

"sAVE TREEs"

on it..!!!

Funny people.....!!!!!!
sHORT and sWEET sAYING :

"Nobody
In
This
World
Is
Rich
Enough
To
Throw
Away
A
Friend.."
Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein

Tamatar aur Andon Ki Khushboo faraz,

Lgta Hai Mery watan Ki

Cricket Team Wapis Aney Wali Hai...
A Dog Fell In Love
With a Cat
Bt
Dog''s Parents
Refusd Cat
Gues Why?
They Gave a solid Reason




Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai
Jaante Ho Raat Me Maza Kab Aata Hai?

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Jab Kisi sote Hue Ko Jaga Kar Pucha Jaye

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so Rahe Ho Kya??
Upcoming Horror Movies!

1.Exam ka Khauf

2.Tadapta student

3.shaitani Books

4.sadma Result Ka

5.Neend ki Maut

6.Pyasi Examiner

7.Pass Ho Na Ho.
shaadi Wale Din Juta Chhupane Ki Rasam Q Hoti Hai



Dulhe Ko Akhri Chance Diya Jata He Ki

Ab B Waqt He

Nange Paao Bhag Jao.
Ab to Dukan Par Bhi Ye Board Lagay Hain FARAZ.

Cheeni Maang Kar sharminda Na Karain.

Cheeni Ek Jang Hai, Isi Liye Band Hai.

Namak Baray shoq se, Cheeni Aglay Chock se. :-)
Upcoming Professions of our Cricket Heroes!

salman butt: Waiter in PC
Imran farhat: Work in juice corner
Younus khan: Naswar frosh
shoaib malik: Malik paan shop
Omer akmal & kamran akmal: Akmal''s Electric store
shahid afridi: Boom boom toy shop
Abdur razaq: Churan wala
Umer gul: Plumber
saeed ajmal: Naan tandoor
A.O.A!

How Are You?

Aapko Ek Good News suna Dun,

Is Month Ki
29 Ko Meri Mehndi Hai
30 Ko Baarat Jay gi,
31 ko InshaAllah Valima Hoga.

You and Your Family is Invited Dear!
Teri Dosti Main Deewane Ho Gaye,

Tujhe Apna Banate Banate Begane Ho Gaye,

Pukaar Le Ek Baar Pyar se Mere Dost,

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Bandar Ki Awaaz suney Zamane Ho Gaye.