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taniya good news for you

Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!

Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!

Doctor: Oh !! sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!

Tu lang ja saadi khair a.

Tera mera sadiyaan da vair a.
Tu lang ja saadi khair a.

Main ghr gya to lga tha taala.
"Jalnay waley ka moun kaala"

Band kro ye star plus k show
"Haaran do rastaa lo"

Wo waj gya ik car sy
"daikh mgr pyaar say"

Mahngaie na pora pakistan halaia
"Jiny maa noo sataia unee riksha he chalaia

Red ROSE pyar k liye

Red ROsE
pyar k liye

Yellow ROsE
Frndship k liye

White ROsE
shanti k liye

AUR

Aapke liye?

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NIMA ROsE
roj nhane k liye

Ek dum latest and jhakaas way 2 propose.

Ek dum latest and jhakaas way 2 propose..
Boy- Xcuse me
Grl- jee kahiye

Boy- Mere hone wale bacho ki taraf se apko Happy Mother''s DAY.

Tell Me Your Name in English.

Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.

student (After 2 Mins): "Age Long Oven"

Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?

student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti. :-)

Bv: Shadi se pehle

Bv:
shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the!

Husband:
Ab waqt badal gaya hy

Bv:
Phir b ''JAANI'' koi sher kehdo!

Husband:
lo sunO

Jane jigar janeman

90 kilo tera wazan

Tu jo gir jaye mujh par

Mar jaonga me sanam...:-)

Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya

Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:

Pathan shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya,

Aur Wahan Dekha sab seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain.

Pathan samajh Gaya Aur Zor Zor se Haath Maar Kar Cheekha.

AAL IZ WELL.

AAL IZ WELL. :-)

Hum Aise Dost Hain Aap K

Hum Aise Dost Hain Aap K

Jisko Dekho to Khuwab

socho to Khayal

Mehsoos Karo to Khushbu

Aazmao to sacha Dost

Or

Bhool Jao to Aapki Aisi ki Taisi. :-)

Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English

Teacher: Translate This Punjabi sentence Into English

Ethay Tey Anni pai Hoi Aye.

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sardar:
A Blind Girl Is sleeping Here.

Difference Between Friend & Wife

Difference Between Friend & Wife

You can Tell Your Friend
"You are my Best Friend"

But

Do you have courage tell to your Wife
"You are my Best Wife?"

Baba Ranchoddas on dost

Baba Ranchoddas on dosti-
"Dost ke piche mat bhago.Agar Bhagna hai to dost ki GirlFrnd k piche bhagoDost jhakh marke tumare piche ayega"

TUM SE ACHA TO KUTTA HAI

TUM sE ACHA TO KUTTA HAI..
PAppu..!

Kam se Kam LARKI Palat Palat K DekhTi tu Hai...

k,

Kahin Aa To Nahi Raha... =P ;->

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