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Two guls are talking to each other:

Two guls are talking to each other:
HEY I GOT MARRIED!
OH,THATs GOOD!
NO DATs BAD ,HE''s UGLY!
OH DATs BAD!
NO DATs GOOD HE Is RICH!
OH,THATs GOOD!
NO DATs BAD ,HE WONT GIVE ME A PENNY
OH DATs BAD!
NO DATs GOOD HE BOUGHT ME A BIG HOUsE!
OH,THATs GOOD!
NO DATs BAD THE HOUsE BURNT DOWN!
OH DATs BAD!
NO DATs GOOD HE WAs IN IT!

shama pe chala mukadma

shama pe chala mukadma parwane ke khoon ka,
pucha gaya shama se kyun kiya khoon maasum ka,
shama boli...
parwana jawani ke nashe main jhoom raha tha,
mere agge piche ghoom raha tha,
khoon na karti to kya karti,
bhari mehfil main mujhe choom raha tha..

A sardar was passing thru a jungle.

A sardar was passing thru a jungle.

A churail stops him and says: Hoo hoo ha ha ha,

main churail hoon.

sardar: Jaanta hoon, teri ek behan mere ghar bhi hai:-)

App Mujhay Aik jaga

App Mujhay

Aik jaga

se boht

Payary Lagtay hain ?

Maloom hai kahan se ?

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Door say

Qayamat k 4 sign

Qayamat k 4 signs

1-Logon k eeman jatay rahen gae

2-Har ghar se ganay ki awaz aye gi

3-Zalzalay aein gae

4-Logon k pass balance hoga aur wo sMs nahi kia karain gae..

Sardar was traveling in train

sardar was traveling in train

A woman sat on his son''s berth & didn''t get up

sardar complained to the Railway Officer

THIs LADY Is NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD.

Mujh se kya ghalti ho gai?

Mujh se kya ghalti ho gai?

Then y r u avoiding me?

Atleast week mein ek dafa tou yad kr liya karo

Ur behaviour is really hurting Me

With Love

ur

BATH sOAP ;)

Wife to husband:

Wife to husband: stop looking at girls, u r married now.

Husband: U mean if i am on diet, i cant even look at the menu?

BoY At Bus StoP saying

BoY At Bus stoP saying 2 Girl:Dil JiGar Nazar kYa Hai Mein To TeraY LIYe Jaan B DeDo:

Girl: Wo To Deni Hi PareGi Q k Mera Bhai "MQM" Ka Unit IncharGe Hai...!

A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.

A man to sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.

sardar : Tu chal main sports shoes pehen ke aata hun!!

Life me hamesha

Life me hamesha hasnte raho muskrate rahogate raho gungunate raho take tume deakh log ye samj jaye

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tum UNMARRIED ho

Hey ! Do u want a new ring tone? wait 5,,,secs..

Hey !

Do u want a new ring tone?
wait 5,,,secs..

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L./L./

Nice Tone ?? "Ha Ha Ha Ha"

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