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A guy takes his wife to a football game for the first time.
After the game he asked his wife how she liked the game.
Oh, I really liked it, she said, but I just couldnt understand why they were fighting for 25 cents.
What do you mean?
They kept screaming:Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back.
1 pathan ka mobile chori ho gaya.
Pathan bohat roya, rote rote hasne lga.
Kisi ne pocha hans kyu rhe ho.?
Pathan bola mobile to le gya pr charger to mere pas hy na..
What if Acountants start making Movies....

1 - Muna Bhai C.A,,

2 - Hamara Ledger apke pas hai,,

3 - Maine overdraft kyon kia,,

4 - Journal sey Balance sheet tak,,

5 - Kabhi Credit Kabhi Debit,,

6 - Cash Balance wale Profit Le Jayenge,,

7 - Hum Tax dE chuke sanam,,

8 - Kyun TeLi ho gaya na?,,

9 - Mein Acounts ki Diwani hon,,

10 - Kaho na Depreciation hai...!!!
Q: Mohabbat Ho Jati Hai Ya Kerni Parti Hai........?

Ans: Agar Khoobsurat Ho to Ho Jati Hai
AUr Agar Ameer Ho To Kerni Parti Hai
sardar Gifted A Card To His Father On His BirthDay With Quote On It
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"Phool To Bohat Hain Par Gulaab Jaisa Koi Nahi

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Mere Baap to Bohat Hain Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi "...:)
Eik andha aadmi Police mai bharti hone gaya..
Interview k waqt us se pocha gaya:
Ap Police mai bharthi hoker kia karen ge.?
Andha: Mai andha dhund firing karoonga ...
A Kid Gets 0 Marks In Pape

Father Angrily Asks: What Is This......?

Kid Replies: star Khattam Ho Gaye Thay To Teacher Ne Planet Dene shroo Ker Diye.....:)
Newton suiside After Watching Pakistaani Movie

U Know Y............?

shaan Had Empty Revolver
Villen Fired At shaan
He CatcHes All The Bullets
Put It In His Revolver N shot The Villen
Bari Mushkil se

Hum Aap K Liye

Aasmaan se Taare Torne Gaye

But

Wahan Ja Ker Yaad Aaya

k

shopping Bag

to

Ghar Bhool Gaye
Jab se Tum ko Dekha Hai


Mera Raat ko

Din Ko


subha Ko shaam ko

Khaate Waqt

peete Waqt


sote Waqt

Jaagte Waqt

Huns Huns k Bura Haal Ho Gaya Hai............:P
Eik pagal American se : Tum Japani ho na ?
American : nahi mai american hon..
Pagal : tum japani ho..!
American : nahi mai american hon..
Pagal : nahi tum japani ho..
American : han han mai japani hon..!
Pagal : lagte tu AMERICAN ho..
PathaN to Nurse: agar larka ho to kehna papo pass hogya..

agr larki ho to kehna papo fail hogya..

Laikin Nurse ne bahar aa ker kaha k ..

PAPO ki compart ayi hai