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Judge: Tum qabool

Judge: Tum qabool karte ho k tumne kapre ki dukaan se 5 baar chori ki hai, to kia kiya churaya?
Chor: Janab ek saarhi.
Judge: lekin ek saarhi ke liye tumhe 5 baar chori karne ki kia zaroorat thi?
Chor: "4 baar meri biwi ko saari pasand nahi aayi thi...

Shakila: Kal

shakila: Kal me bus stop par khari thi k, ek larka aaya, mera haath thaam lia, or mujhse izhar e ishq krne laga..
Jamila: Haye Allah! Tmne use daanta nhi, khamosh kerne k liye kia kaha?
shakila: Nhi tmhe to maloom he, Ammi ne mjhe ajnabi logo se baat krne se mana kia hai..

ek jungle mein chuhay

ek jungle mein chuhay se sab dartey the,

agar sher us k samnay aa jata to dar kar bhaag jaata,

haathi bhi kahin chup jata,

aas paas k log yeh dekh kar preshaan huay or kaha aakhir kia maajra hai,

pata chala chuha MQM mein tha

Mosafir taxi drive

Mosafir taxi driver se: yar morr aahista kata karo dar lagta hai..
Taxi Driver: sahab is mein darne ki kiya bat hai ap bhi meri tarhan morr per ankhan band kar liya karain..

Women :Sir,Main Apne

Women :sir,Main Apne Larke Ka Naam Kiya Rakhon?
sir,Iska Naam Peter Rakh Do..!
Women:Mera Doosra Larka Bhi Hai jo Iska Twin Hai..
Main Us Ka Naam Kiya Rakhoon?
sir:Uska Naam Repeter Rakh do.

Teacher: Bijli

Teacher: Bijli (electricity) kahan se aati hai.?

student: Mere mamo k ghar se..!

Teacher: Kaise.?

student: Jab bijli jati hai tu mere papa kehte hain "sAALON NE PHIR BIJLI BAND KARDI.."

Clerk ne oFFice fone

Clerk ne oFFice fone karke boss se kaha: sir mai 1 Week tak oFFice nahi aaonga, Meri Bewi taang torr bethi hai..
Boss: (Gusse me) Magar 1 Week tak TUM kiOn nahi aaogEy.?
Clerk: Actualy sir aAp samjhe nahi, meri Bewi ne jo taang torri hai,
"WOH MERI HAI"

Taxi mai bethe huye

Taxi mai bethe huye Passenger ne driver se kaha: Mujhe Taxi mai bethne par Eik he bat ki fikar hoti hai woh hain Brakes..
Driver: Apko ghabrane ki zroorat nahi, is mai brakes hain hi nahi..

Jaamia Hafsa ki

Jaamia Hafsa ki tamaam taalibaat baahar aa gaen par aik andar reh gai,

kyon...?

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Uss ka burqa

Molvi ABDUL AZIZ pehan gae ha

Kanjoos Aadmi ek hotel

Kanjoos Aadmi ek hotel mai enter hua..
Waiter: janab kia chahiye.?
Kanjoos: Mai subah yahan naashta kar ke gaya tha,
kuch bach gaya tha, Wohi le aao..

Man: Is there any way for long life?

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

A man who surrenders

A man who surrenders when he''s wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he''s Right, is a Husband.

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