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Aik hotel mein naye

Aik hotel mein naye shadi shuda Jorey ke liye hidayat darj thi:

"Khirki par parde dal dijey...Aap ka piyar andha ho sakta hy...Magar Aap ka Parosi Nahi.."

Who Played The Double

Who Played The Double Role In Film "sholay"........?
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Film Tou dekhi ho gi
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Nahi Pata
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King George
Aray Wohi Jo Amitabh K Coin k Dono side Pe Tha....... :)

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.

Bhikhari: saab 1 rupaya de do.
saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.

Q: Agar William Shakespeare

Q: Agar William shakespeare Hyderabad me paida hua hota to uska kya naam hota?
socho socho…..
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Ans: Wali Miya sheikh Peer…

3 bacho ki ma ne 3 bacho k baap se shadi karli,

3 bacho ki ma ne 3 bacho k baap se shadi karli,

hasti khelti jindgi ki barbadi karli.

Din ache ho gaye 3 aur bache ho gaye,

ek din office ki ghanti khadki.

Aage se patni bhadki,

"aap vaha bethe kalam ghasit rahe hain

aur yahan aap k bache aur mere bache milke

hamare bacho ko peet rahe hain!"

Santa-jab meri nayi nayi shadi hui thi

santa-jab meri nayi nayi shadi hui thi

mujhe biwi itni pyari lagti thi man karta tha khaa jaun.

Banta-aur ab?

santa-khaa hi jata to acCha h0ta.

Can a woman make you

Can a woman make you a millionaire?

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Yes! If you are a billionaire. .!!

Failure is not only

Failure is not only

when ur girl friend leavz u.

But Its when

u dont try for her friend.

1 man shadi se pehle superman,

1 man shadi se pehle superman,
shadi ke baad gentleman,
10 saal baad watchman,
20 saal baad apne hi jaal me fasa spiderman.

An amazing love story!

An amazing love story!

Once there was a mosquito and a dog,

who loved each other a lot.

1 day the mosquito got excited

& gave a love bite to d dog.

In response d dog also bcame emotional

& bit d mosquito.

Next day mosquito died of rabies

& dog died of malaria.

WHAT A TOUCHIN sTORY Is''NT IT?

Define a true music lover?

Define a true music lover?
Ans: A girl singing in a bathroom
while taking bath & a boy near the keyhole
of the door is using his ears & not his eyes.

mental Hospital ki

mental Hospital ki Opreation Thearter main.
Opretion Thearter........
saman Mojod................
.Doctore mojod.........
..................Nurs Mojod.....
Magar...
Pagal.....
sMs Parny main Masroof ......HAhahahahahahahhaha

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