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An engineering student to his

An engineering student to his sweeper brother:

"mere paas degree hai,

knowledge hai,

4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai.

Tere paas kya hai?".

sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai

Dont give importance to MONEY

Dont give importance to MONEY

Bcz

It can give u

BED
but not sLEEP

BOOKs
But not BRAIN

CLOTHEs
But not BEAUTY

LUXRIEs
But not HAPPINEss

so

Transfer it to my account...

Jis TRAIN mai SUNDAR-SUNDAR LARKIYA safar kar

Jis TRAIN mai
sUNDAR-sUNDAR
LARKIYA safar kar
rahi ho us TRAIN
ko kya kahoge.?

soCho!!!

its simple yaar..

"MAAL GARI"

Jis TRAIN mai SUNDAR-SUNDAR LARKIYA safar kar

Jis TRAIN mai
sUNDAR-sUNDAR
LARKIYA safar kar
rahi ho us TRAIN
ko kya kahoge.?

soCho!!!

its simple yaar..

"MAAL GARI"

did u know what is mean by MAN

did u know what is mean by MAN
M=marvelous
A=and
N=nice
and the word WOMAN mean is
W=wanted
O=other
MAN=man

Teacher :Tomorrow

Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma''m! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !!

Survey Subject:

survey subject:In how many days a 1000 pgs book cn b read.......?

Writer-6months, Doctor-2mnths, Lawyer-1month, sTUDENT-ON THE NIGHT B4 THE EXAM.

Patient to Doc:

Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappar ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi

U r sweet like Tom,

U r sweet like Tom,

cute like Jerry,

Naughty like BugsBunny,

Clever like Alladin,

strong like Popye,

In short,

Chalte phirte cartoon hain aap...!:-D

son was filling application form.

son was filling application form.

There was a question about mother tongue.

son! Mai ithay ki likhaan?

Man! likh day putar, VERY LONG.

Bindas hoke Jeenay

Bindas hoke Jeenay kaTension nahin lainy kaAchy sapny dekhny kaMast life guzarny kachurail se nahin darny ka....

Boley to

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Mirror nai Dekhny ka

Pathaan''s wish: when i die,

Pathaan''s wish: when i die,
I wana die like
my grandpa who died peacefuly in
his sleep not screamin like
all d passengers
in d bus he
was driving ;->

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