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Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?

The mafia wants either ur money or life...

The wives want both!

Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who''s there?
Boss: Not you anymore.

New Remix Song Of

New Remix Song Of
"ALI AZMAT"
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Junon Or Ishq Se Barhti Hai Abadi. . . . . . . .;-.
"DIL MANGAY more"

Just Say 3 Wordz

Just Say 3 Wordz & W¡N A Black Coat. .No Wait No Draw,
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Go Musharaf Go

4 more Detail Visit Da
"Long March"

Duniya Ki Sabse

Duniya Ki Sabse Slippery City Kaun Si Hai???

Guess

Guess

I more Tym

Ohoooooo...

Its Greece.

A Smile Costs Less

A Smile Costs Less Than ELECTRICITY

But

Gives more Light

So

Alwayz Keep Smiling

Coz

Light Tou Aani Nahi Hy
Aap Apni Smile Se Hi Ghar Roshan Karo ... ;->

Wife: "1 More Word

Wife: "1 more Word Frm U And Im Going Back To My Mothers Place."
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Husband : Taxi

I LOVE YOU..!

I LOVE YOU..!

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I REALLY LOVE YOU..!!

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I Love You more Than Any Thing In The World...!!!

Yehi Kehna Chahta Tha Majnu Apni Laila Se..

Par Bichare Ko English Nahi Aati Thi...!!!

As I M Now In Da Mst Imp.

As I M Now In Da Mst Imp.

Yr Of My Career I Hv Startd Stdyng N

Hv Dcided Nt 2 Msg Anymore,

I Hope, U Wil Cooperte Wid Me

Thnx

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Height Of Overacting ;)

A Woman''s Mind

A Woman''s Mind

Is Cleaner

Than

A Man''s Mind ...

Coz

She Changes It

more Often ...

A Fool Can Ask More

A Fool Can Ask more

Que Thn Wise Man Can Answer

No Wonder So Many

Husbands

R Speechless In Front Of Their WIVES!

How Come The Dove

How Come The Dove
Gets To Be The Peace
Symbol ?

How About Pillow ?

It Has more Feathers,
Than The Dove

And

It Doesn''t Have That
Dangerous Beak ... ;->

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