How Come The Dove

How Come The Dove
Gets To Be The Peace
Symbol ?

How About Pillow ?

It Has More Feathers,
Than The Dove

And

It Doesn''t Have That
Dangerous Beak ... ;->

May, 17 2010 171 chars (2 sms) 2045 views Funny

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100

100

Ri ...

Xtremely Sorrry ... ;->

Jb dekho to dil karta h pakar lo

Jb dekho to dil karta h pakar lo

Jb pakar lo to dil katra h daba do

Jb daba do to dil karta h choos lo

Q K Sal mei 1 bar jo ata hai

"AAM"

;-)

happy sumer

When sum1 touches u & u dont feel it

When sum1 touches u
& u dont feel it

its IGNORANCE

Wen sum1 touches u
& u feel it

its LOVE.

But When nobody touchs u but u feel it

then its KHUJLI... <-;

Height of Bravery/Stupidity -

Height of Bravery/Stupidity -

A robber standing on the railway track with a knife to loot a speeding train...

1 Shair ALLAMA IQBAL ka aap ki Nazar...

1 Shair ALLAMA IQBAL ka aap ki Nazar...

"Pewasta-e-Shajar se Umeed-e-Bahar Rakh..

Bachay 3 he Achay, Biviyaan to Beshak 4 Rakh :-)

lovers with mobile in pakistan cities

Lovers with Mobile in Pakistan cities . . .

ISLAMABAD
Hello Janu
chalo aj CHINEESE Restaurant m Dinner Meri traf sy

RAWALPINDI
Hello Janu
Kahan ho Tum ??
Ek Ghantty sy college k Gate py kharra hon

LAHORE
Hello Janu
aj to film ka mood ban rha hy aur wo b Tumhry saath

KARACHI
Hello Janu
what a Fantastic Mosam
Chalo Beach py Jaty hy..

PESHAWAR
Hello Janu
Kahan ho Tum ??
abhi abhi BOMB BLAST huwa hy
Tum khairiyat sy to ho?? ;->

sentence with a direct object

Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.

Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.

Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?

Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)

kya Matlab main samjha nahi

Teacher to student:
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai.....

Student:
Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi....??

andhi chlay to sab s

Andhi Chlay To Sab Se Pehlay Kya Hota Hai?

Ankhain Band H0ti Hain.

Na

Darwazay Bajtay Hain,

Na.

LOG Munh Per R0mal Rakhtay Hyn

Na. . .

Comm0n Sense
Yaar

"LIGHT JATI HAI"

Happy Aandhi Night

What is meant by ABCD

What is meant by ABCD
A Boy Can Do Every Thing For a Girl
and
DFEDCBA means..
Girl forgets Everything Done n Catches New Boy again:)

Sumtime U Miss Me

Sumtime U Miss Me. Most of the times I Do

Sumtime U Hurt me. Most of the times I Do

Sumtime U Sms Me. Most of the times I Do

Sumtime U meet me, Datz the only thing " I alwayz Want "

Keeeeeeeeep In toucH Beta

''How do you

''How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.''

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How Come The Dove

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