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God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more……this is call as
“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…”
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
SMOKE every day plz! SMOKE means S=Send M=Me O=One K=Kool SMS E=Every day! So feel free 2 SMOKE more
Love is magic. The more we hide it, the more it shows; the more you suppress it, the more it grows.
Boy U r d Sunshine
Of My Life !
Without U Life’s Like A
Dreamy Cloud !
U r In My Heart Like A
Lovely Drizzle In d Sun !
Girl: Now Go Further
I’ve 2 Listen more
Weather Report :p
Movie titles related to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge
Movie titles related to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge
A Smile costs less than Electricity.
But…..
Gives more light !!
So Always Keep Smiling….. &
Prove that u’re the Best TubeLight !!
2 DANGEROUS WEAPONS IN THE

WORLD more POWERFUL THAN

NUCLEAR BOMBS...
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(1) 2week used sockz


(2) molion waly parathy ki gase
3 fastest ways of communications:

1. Telephone
2. Television
3. Tell a woman

Need more speed??


Then
Also advise her
NOT TO TELL ANYONE...
You are Sweet, Cute and an
Ultra-dynamic Personality !!

You are one in a Million with a Golden Heart !! :-)
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Think, if all studnts start studyin & get gUd marks


But jobs r limited

then
more unemployment

more suicide
more crime

SO,

SAVE PAKISTAN

STOP STUDYING..!