Dead Bird: A Sardar and a Paki were walking outside when the Paki said, "Oh look at the dead bird."
The Sardar looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"
Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart,
You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don''t Be, it was sent to
me, I just wanted you to read it.
To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ,
knowledge, way of ______expression & many more mental qualities. Hats
off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them.
2 Sardars looking at egyptan Mummies,
Sardar 1: look so many bandages ,Pakka truck accident hai
Sardar 2: aaho , ais liye Truck Number bhi likha ha BC-1760
TOM CrUISE went to court to prove that he is the most Handsome & good looking on earth but he failed and came out Angrily and asked:
Yar YE Hamy koun HAi ??
Wife : Honey ...... What are You looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U''ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
Wife, pointing at a couple next door, says 2 her husband: "look at him he kisses her all the time. Why cudn''t U do that?" Husband: "I tried but she Slapped me
