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Two guys were

Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a Tiger who looked both hungry and
fast..

One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike Shoes..

His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?"

I don''t have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just have to run faster than you" :p ........

Two guys were

U r GENIUS. U r INTELLIGENT.

U r GENIUS.

U r INTELLIGENT.

U r GOOD lookING...

U r SMART...

There''s nO Other like u.../

Doctor: U LooK ExactlY

Doctor: U look ExactlY Like My 3rd Wife..
Lady: How Many Wives Do U Have..?
DocTor: Two...

MoRaL: Express SmarT iDeaS SmarTLy... ;->

Once a sardar was

Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?

After returning

After returning back from a foreign trip,
santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?

Doctor: U Look Exactly

Doctor: U look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.

Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?

Doc : Two...

MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy ..

A FOOLISH Man T

A FOOLISH Man Tells A Woman To Stop Talking
But
A WISE Man Tells Her That: SHE looks Extremely BEAUTIFUL , When Her LIPS
r CLOSED .... ;->

The Only Way You Can Feel Good About

The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else look Bad.

And

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->

The Only Way You Can Feel Good About

The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else look Bad.

And

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->

The Only Way You Can Feel Good About

The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else look Bad.

And

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->

The Only Way You Can Feel Good About

The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else look Bad.

And

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->

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