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10 ADVANTAGES OF NOT HAVING A “LOVER”…
1.SAVE TIME.
2. CAN SLEEP WELL.
3. DON’T HAV 2 BOTHER ABT MISSED CALLS…
4. DON’T HAV TO WORRY ABT HOW U look
5. CAN EAT IN ANY RESTAURANT…
6. NO BORING SMS IN THE MIDDLE OF NIGHT…
7. CAN TALK WITH ALL BOYS…
8. U WON’T HEAR “AAW… U R DULL TODAY”.
9. CAN GO ANYWHERE WITH ANY ONE…
10. DON’T HAV 2 LISTEN SAME OLD CRAP JOKES…?
BONUS: - U WILL LIVE A LONG LIFE…….
SO BE AWARE OF LOVER
I heard that good looks can kill?
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So, please don?t look at me
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I don?t wanna see you die.!!
How Pakistani
Professors speak
english:


1)don''t dare talk in front
of my back!
2)both of you three get
out of the class!
3)take 5 cm wire of any length!
4)All of u stand in a
straight circle!
5)Be quiet..The principke
just passed away
6)Y r u looking at the monkey outside the window when i am here
Who Is Diplomate ? ? ?

A Diplomate Is 1 Who Forget To Wish His Wife On Her Birthday


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Later Telss ''''How U Expect Me 2 Remember Ur B''day When U Never look Older'''' ;->
If u really wanna know the meaning of life...???



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look in the Dictionary... ;->
Man:I''m looking for a book-How to control ur wife.



Salesman:Sorry, we have only books based on facts ;->
A girl askd her boyfrnd: "Wat do u like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"





He looked at her frm top to toe and replied:"I like ur sense of humour.." :P
A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room.
Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence.

The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter: It''s mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn''t say anything ;->
spell the word silk without looking here


now say "silk" 5 times

what does a cow drink?
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milk? a cow drinks water...
GALS look beautiful, not coz of make up o attitude...!

its just dat BOYZ ave good imginations!!
Height Of Diplomacy?


Forgetting gf''s b''day..n afterword telling her

"how can i remember ur b''day

when u never look an year older.
Professor: I Dont Mind When Students look At Their Watch During Lectures . . .

But

It Gets On Nerves. When They Remove Their Watch, Shake It To See If
It''s Working ;->