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Pyar ka tou pata nhi

Cute Answer When A girl Asked Her Ex.. … girl – Do U Still Love Me?? Boy – Pyar Ka To Pta Nahi, Lekin Mere Dost Aaj Bhi Mujhe Teri Kasam Dete Hain..!!

chapal choti

Arz Kia He
Chappal Choti Ho To Paaon Me Nahi aati

Wah Wah kia bat hai

Chappal Choti Ho To Paaon Me Nahi aati

\(',') girl FRIEND
'..(> Moti Ho
Me Nahi aati.
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/ \ @ @ oye teri khair itni moti.....

Me Ne jo apni Girl ..

Main Ne Jo Apni girl Friend Ko Kaha
Kay PARDAY Mein Raha Karo Jaan.
Us Ne Police Ko Keh Diya
My Boy Friend Iz Taalibaan.
(‘.’)
//”/\ Oh Teri
_/”\_ Khair.

Girl hum paros wali

girl : Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..

Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti

"AB TUMHARI BARI HAI"

Phir mainay un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.

Friend : Kaise ?

girl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti...

"AB AAP KI BARI HAI"

Girl me us Admi se

girl: Main us Aadmi se shaadi kar0n gi, Jo sara din laga rahy magr us sy kch na ho. . . ;)

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Boy: Misbah pe nazar hy teri haan... =P

Bari tezz hy tu? =D

Jab Question Paper ho out of Control.

Jab Question Paper ho out of Control.
Answer sheet ko kr k Fold....
Answer sheet ko kr k Fold.
Aeroplane bana k bole!
All will fail!

Student kia jane Result kia hoga?

Marks milegay ya Zero pe Tie ho ga.
Toh girl Friend ghuma... Paisa Ura.
Paisa Ura k bole.
Papa All is Well!!

Muj se Shadi karo gi?

Boy: Muj se Shadi karo gi?
girl: Nahi Boy: Q Nahi?
girl: Ghar Wale Nahi Many gy!
Boy: Ghar me Kon Kon hy?
girl: 1 Husband or 4 Bache.
Boy. Thek ha baji..:p:p

Merey pas apney dost jesi car

Boy: Merey pas apney dost jesi car
to nahe pr tumhe apni palkon pe bitha k ghumaun ga!
Merey pas us jesa bara bangla to nahe
pr tumhe apney dil me jaga donga!
Mere pas us jitne paise to nahe
pr main mehnat mazdoori kr k khilaun ga.
Aur tumhe kya chahiye?
girl: chawlaan na mar
Dost da numbr de..:p:p

Wo samne walon ka larka

girl:Dad, wo samne walon ka larka
mujhey bohat tang krta hai
Dad:Main abhi usey police
k hawaley krwata hoon
ta k usey sakht saza miley
girl:Oh no Dad,
Main usey is se bhi sakht or mustakil
saza dena chahti hoon
Dad:Kiya matlab
girl:Dad aap meri us se shadi kar dein
Dad:Waah beti waah,
intqaam leney mein bilkul apni maa pe gayi ho

Is dress ka kya price hai

girl:”Is dress ka kya price hai.. ??
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Shopkeeper:”Sirf 5 kiss,
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girl:”Aur us dress ka.. ??
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Shopkeeper:”10 kiss..
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girl:”Dono dress pack kardo, bill daadi
dengi..:p:p

High Class Insult

High Class Insult
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girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi
Ho.
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Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu ke mere
saamne Bhais kyun khadi h.

Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend

Teacher -
Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend,
kashti me doob rahe ho to tum kise
bachaoge..? .
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Student – Marne do dono ko.!
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. Teacher- kyu.?
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Student- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein
kar kya rhe the

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