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I Said To Money

I Said To Money.
"U Are Just A Piece Of Paper.
Money Smiled And Said.
"Ofcourse Im A Piece Of Paper
But
I Have Not Seen A Dustbin In
My Life..!

pathan ka shair

Pathan ka shair:
Na Botal main,Na jaar main.
Na hotel main na Bar main.
Na bike peh, Na car main...
Na Ishq mein, Na pyar mein.

Jo maza hy "NISWAR" mein.

pathan in urdu

Teacher: Translate into Urdu.

"She is Kidding"

Pathan: Woh Bachay Day Rahi Hai.

aik dafa pathan nay

Aik dafa pathan ne Peshawar se Lahore call krni thi:

Us ne socha k sab se sasti call konsi parre ge,

Phir Us ne

Peshawar se Lahore aa k local cal ke.

pathan on mobile

Ek Phatan mobile ki dukan pr gya ur Bola:

Mujhe Kaan main Lagane wala mobile chaheye

.

Dukandar after much thinking
"Aap ka matlab hy Bluetooh Handsfree se hy"

pathan and dost

Phatan: Yaar mere dost k abbu foat ho gae Hy main ne use phone krna hy, Par call bohat lambi ho jaey gi.

Major Rohail: Happy hour on karva k kr lo sasta rahe ga.

Pathan: Oy afssos ki baat "Happy" hour se kese kru?

reporter and pathan

Reporter: Hakumat ne Sawat & Malakand mutasareen ka bohat help kya
Khana, Pani, Kapre, camp ko sab kuch dya.

Pathan: Khak help kya! Hukumat ne NASWAR to behja he nhi.

pathan and plastic

Pathan: Doctor Sahab Plastic Surgery karwanay main kitna kharcha aayega?

Doctor: 5 laakh..

Pathan: Agar Plastic Hum day to??

pathan lawyer

Pathan lawer when I was a boy my ambitions was to be a Pirate (dako).

client congrats you have been successful.

difference

There is a lot of difference between human being and being human.

A few understand it.

real love

The one who loves you will never leave you because even if there are100 reasons to give up, he will find one reason to hold on..

Eat Food

Best awarded words in london:

Eat yur food as your medicines. Otherwise you have to eat medicines as your food...

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