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1 yehi baat mujhy chain
se sony nahi deti.
“DOST”
K
pakistan bhar ki auraton
ko
Aetemad ariel par Q hy.
(,”)/’hum mar
<\/ gya hen
_/\_ kya??
?3 SaaL K Bachay Ne Pyar Ki Definition Bataai:
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Pyar ??
Pamper Mei Huwe SuSu Ki Tarha Hota Hy.
Jb Ho Jata Hy To Kisi Ko Nazar Nhi Aata,
Bus Khud Ko Hi FeeL Hota Hy..:-
Extreme Kamina Baccha..
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Son:”Papa aapki Luv Marriage hui thi na.. ??
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Dad:”Haa par tumhe kaise pata.. ??
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Son:”Q k Aapki shadi aur meri D.O.B
me sirf 6 mahine ka farq hai..
OYe Tere Blood Group kia hy?
JADi Bta YR Abi
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Veena Mailk ki Tabiyat Bht kharb
hy Doctor ne kha hy k Sirf Begairaton ka
khoon hi chalay ga……
Smallest Leave Application by a child:
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Dear Sir,
Mai Aaj Nahi Aaunga! :’(
Nahi Aaunga :’(
Nahi Aaunga :’(
Thank U…
Bas nahi aaunga
Soch us wqt meray Dil pe kaya guzra hogi
“D_G”
Jb us ne ghoom k meri taraf daikha or boli:
Ezcuze me…..
“PAd”
Ap ne maara hy?
jaan keh kr pukaara to larz gai mere dil ki zameen ~Faraz~
Peechy mur kr jo dekha to wo mukhatib kisi oar se tha

Aya Tha Imtehan Me Mazmoon Husn Par,

Parchay Main Sb Ne chehara Mera Bana Diya :-)

uff....

Ye class felloz B na?

1st Aye hen sb
May Lord bless you on
this auspicious day of Easter,
and May it be a new beginning
of greater prosperity,
success and happiness.
Wish you a Happy Easter
Na juban se,

Na nigahin se,

Na dimag se,

Na rango se,

Na greetings se,

Na gift se,

Aapko Diwali Mubarak ho direct DIL se...
christmas may be many things

or it may be a few.

For you, the joy

is each new toy;

for me;

it?s watching U.
Don?t expect too much of christmas Day.

You can?t crowd into it any arrears of

unselfishness and kindliness that

may have accrued during the past twelve months.