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Man:I''m looking for a book-How to control ur wife.

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Things Wil Change

Class Room To Office

books TO Files

Jeans To Formal

Pepsi To Juices

Girlfriend To Wife

What Will Never Change Is

DOSTI ? ;->

Ek Pathan BLOOD

Ek Pathan BLOOD K Baare Main book Parh Raha Tha

Wife Ne Poocha Aaj Ye Kyun Parh Rahe Ho ? ? ?

Pathan:
Mujhe Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Kal Mera BLOOD TEST Hai . . . ;->

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its titled''''what women want?''''

And it has only one word...''''everything''''

ek admi apni family

ek admi apni family doctors ke paas ja kar bola:

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doctor saab ne sab ka dawai likh kar phir woh admi se pusha, " baki sab log ghar mein thik thak hai na??

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Wife : Beggar Who Came Yesterday Is Very Bad . . . !

Husband : Why ?

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If U''re Not Using Your Smile

If U''re Not Using Your Smile

U''re Like Man With A

Million Dollars In the Bank

And

No

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A Nobel Award

A Nobel Award Winner Dedicated His Novel To His Wife
And
Wrote Its Dedicated My Wife
Bcoz
In her Absence I Could Complete This book ....

80% Of The Final

80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On

The Lectures You Missed

And

The books You Didn''t Read ... ;->

How True ...

Urdu Ki Pehli Book...1947

Urdu Ki Pehli book...1947

Alif...Annar
By....Bakry
Py....Pankha
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Urdu Ki 1st book 2008.

Alif...Aataa
By....Bijli
Py....Petrol

Eyes Signs :

Eyes Signs :

Redness Of Eyes
Ptosis
Loss Of Consciousness ...

Treatment :

Close The books
n
Switch On The Tv Or Computer ... ;->

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