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while choosing a book

While choosing a book,

1month B4 exam
We refer to
"Foreign Authors"

10 days B4 exam
"Local Author"

&

On Da day ov exam
V r da ''Authors''! =P

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My Parents Say I Spend To Much Time On Facebook And Should Go Outside .
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Thank God For Laptops And Wifi.

perfect student

1.Do you feel lazy to get up early in the morning ?

2.Does a book work as a sleeping pill?

3.Attend classes only for attendance?
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4.see the calendar for holidays ?

5.cell in place of a pen ?

If the above is happening with u..
congratulations!

U r a perfect student ;-)

larki & pathan

Larki train mai baithi book parh rhi thi,
book ka nam ta
“THE MAN”
Peechy pathan baitha chupke se wo book parh rha ta,
book mai likha ta k brazil k mard bahut
“CHARMING” or “BALOCH” mard bahut handsome hote hain,
Kch deir k bad Larki ne peeche dekha or pathan se uska nam poocha?

Pathan:
”RONALDO BUGTI

Suitcase

Ek Sardar sharaab pee k aaya,
Baap se bachne k liye bari c book lekar parhne laga.

Baap:Pee k aaya hai ?

Sardar:Nahi to.

Baap:Haraamkhor to phir SUITCASE khol k kya bak bak kar raha hai ?

facebook

Exam k lie har book perhli mene

,FARAZ,

Dua karo ‘FACE’book se bhi koi sawaal ajae…..

study

A BoY tOOk A book FrM HIs ShElf To Study Alll the Other bUks fell On him...

mOral Zara sI Over ActIng Apkki Jaan bhI Le sAkTi Hai...
tAmAm kItabein aPni pOhanch se dOOr rakhe aur tabiyat kharab hOne per teacher se RuJou kaRe...
A PUblic Service msg fRm
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Happy Resolution

I'm
A Cheater
But
I Don't Cheat Humanity.
I Hate Study
...But
I Luv Technology.
I Flirt wid Flirters
But
I Respect Luvrs.
World Cant Change Me
But
I Can CHANGE D World.
I Dont Have books In Hands
But
I Have Revolutionry Ideas In Mind.
I'm D Rarest Race On Earth,
Meet Me
I'm
Youth Of Pakistan

Happy Pakistan Day :)

Facebook Pe Mujhe Bhi Add Krlo

Mera To Ye Sun Kar Heart Fail Hogya
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FARAZ
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Jab Kam Wali Masi Ny Kaha

Suno Facebook Pe Mujhe Bhi Add Krlo..

Surprise

Yeh Sun Kar Dimagh He Ghoom Gaya Faraz,

Jab Meri Dadi Ne Call Kar K Mujhse Pocha:

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Tum Facebook Pe Ho?

Age appears to be

Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep

PRiNCIPLES of STUDENT LIFE

PRiNCIPLES of STUDENT LIFE:

-Luv ur bed,its ur temple,-Relax in the day,

so dat u can sleep at nite,-books r holy,so dont touch dem,-
Dont do sumthing 2morow,dat u can do day after 2morrow,-
If u feel like studying,sit down
&
wait till dat feeling goes away,-
Dont 4get that studying is a healthy actvity,So leave it 4sick people.

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