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Yesterday in my room all my books were singing a song.

Guess which song?

guess!

O Zara zara Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me...
1 memon mutthi me ropiya lie jaraha tha

Thori der bad mutthi kholi hatheli
pe pasina dekh kr memon bola

Na ro mere rupay me

tujhe hergiz kharch nhi kroga.. ;->

D Feelngs Of D 1 Who Is Vry Close

2 Our Heart,

Coz D book Wen Held Vry Close

2 Our Eyes Is Very Difficult 2 Read
Identification of Student
1.books in bag,Faisalabad
2.books in hands,Sialkot
3.Rolled books in jeans,Lahore
4.Without books but mobile in hands,Karachi
We Rock
Identification of Student
1.books in bag,Faisalabad
2.books in hands,Sialkot
3.Rolled books in jeans,Lahore
4.Without books but mobile in hands,Karachi
We Rock
FIRST LINE TO WRITE IN EXAMS:

"All the answers written below are imaginary & work of my creative mind. Any resemblance to text book is unintentional & purely accidental"
Santa Lost His Cheque book

Bank Manager:
Be Careful,
Anyone Can Put Ur Sign ...

Santa:
Oye, I''m Not A Fool,
I Have Already Signed
All Cheques ... ;->
''rabba dukh na dena mere DOST ko
muje chahy Sukh ka pahar day day,,


ghoomy new cycle pe Dost mera
muje baly hi purani si mercedes car day day,,

bookha na rakhna mery dost ko khany ko tazi daal day day
mujhe baly hi kal ka cake+custers+biryani aur cokr ki botal 4 day day,,

phir na kehna kay DOST dua nhi kerty....''
''Upcomng Horor Movies!

1.EXAM KA KHAUF
2.TADAPTA STUDENT
3.SHAITANI bookS
4.SADMA RESULT KA
5.NEEND KI MAUT
6.PYASI EXAMINER
7.PASS HO NA HO''
''A prisoner was about to be executed.
Just before his execution the officer
asked him about his any last request
he said

I want to update my facebook status:D''
Important essay for 2nd year english paper.

1. Marriage of Sania and Shoaib.

2. Hussey brothers vs AKmal brothers.

3. Merits and Demerits of facebook.

4. Favourite Personality-Ahmed Faraz.

5. How to control happiness when electricity is available.
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don''t you use a mouth wash ?"
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